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Artificial Idiot
11-01-2003, 05:23 PM
Sat in a sucluded alleyway, just off the docks it lies. Every port town has one, it's no secret. It's a fact, just like something extrodinary could happen to anybody in the docks. You never do know what is around the corner, it could be a noble man's purse, or the wrong end of a sword. You never know where life will lead you, but for the owner of the Three Camel's Inn, the person with the lead on his life has just give him a good sharp jolt.
"Seven Thosand Spammish Galleons. All real, and all ours... What do you say... Captain?".
In a not so much epic, but moderate reworking of a classic*, Artifical,inc. proudly presents an adventure of the High Seas, High Spamyards and an even higher percentage of Rolk Jokes, in a rewrite of a story that sort of gatecrashed it's way into the hearts of few...
Cap'n Camel: The Rewrite!
Coming to a thread near you when ai feels he has written enough to post it.
*Opinion Pending
sterio
11-01-2003, 05:31 PM
Noo! It returns! Let us all flee while we can!!!
J/k, I'm looking forward to seeing the actual story AI! ;)
Nyerguds
11-06-2003, 06:36 PM
Wewt :)
That reminds me, AI... are you ver gonna continue on GM2? :(
Like, tubular man:color3:
looks good, and MORE ROLK JOKES!!!
Artificial Idiot
11-12-2003, 02:23 PM
With the amount written so far, I might be ready to post the first part of it soon.
And Nyer, no, that won't continue.
Wesforce
11-12-2003, 03:23 PM
With the amount written so far, I might be ready to post the first part of it soon.
And Nyer, no, that won't continue.
N0000000000000!!!!
Going to do anything with the site/forums?
Artificial Idiot
11-12-2003, 03:42 PM
Wes... What site? :p
As for the forums, yes. Upload crap on it.
Wesforce
11-12-2003, 04:09 PM
Bah, I went to all the trouble of linking to you, too :mad:
Artificial Idiot
10-16-2004, 06:12 PM
Cheap reuse of an old thread for the same purpose GO! :D
Men of science hypotheise that a good three quarters of the world is made up of ocean. How they know this is as much a mystery as the shape of the Earth it's self, however, most common men see this as "poncey nonsense!". After all, it's just common sense that this is obviously not the case. If three quarters of the world was ocean, where would people stand? But whatever quantity of the sea exists, it'll still try to backstab you at every turn. There are many a good sailor living in fear of their own tears, due to the perils of the great blue expanse. And that is, after all, justified. One minute you could be sailing along, breeze in your sails, waves lapping gently against the ship, relaxing and enjoying yourself and the next....
"OH _ _ _ _!!!!!"
From the creator of the ground breaking* Adventures of Cap'n Camel (http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?t=287) and the award winning Postcard from Spamyard (http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?t=1829) comes the thrill-a-minute, action packed, honestly not sucky so you should read it, epic tale of even higher, seas, even higher Spamyards and a much higher percentage of raving Scotsman jokes, Artificial,inc. presents a "NYERGUDS APPROVED" production...
Cap'n Camel 2: Nobody expects the Spammish Inquisition!
Coming to a thread near you... maybe.
*The ground literally broke around it
Apache_Longbow
10-16-2004, 08:53 PM
Am I actually going to be in this one? If not, I urge everyone NOT TO READ IT :p
eLDiablo
10-16-2004, 09:24 PM
edit, nvm
cant wait aies
wargrudge
10-16-2004, 09:40 PM
i would'nt mind reading another one of your stories, the original was great :D
Madcap_Magician
10-17-2004, 01:07 AM
YAY! AI, teh Madcap, your bestest buddy, is going to be in it, right?
Nyerguds
10-17-2004, 04:53 AM
oooh yeah. Nyerguds approved.
Even if I'm not in the story this at least makes up for that :p
My unofficial MSN teaser was this:
From the creator of the Award Winning "A Postcard from Spamyard" comes yet another epic adventure in the Capt'n Camel aniwrated* series!
"Capt'n Camel Versus the Spammish Inquisition!"
* aniwrated: very well described in text
(AI hadn't told me his final title yet. We just knew there was going to be a spammish inquisition in it. I mean, in the title.)
Wesforce
10-17-2004, 08:08 AM
Please entitle it 'Sky Cap'n Camel and teh Weurld of teh More N0ez!!!' :color1:
Toxic10x
10-23-2004, 06:42 PM
I have to give my vote to wes' title :D
heh, can't wait aies- Rolk Jokes, Scot Jokes, and I'd imagine probably just about everyone will be thoroughly offended by the end of it- bring it on :D
Malebranche
10-23-2004, 06:51 PM
Wow, I must read this! :D
Artificial Idiot
10-24-2004, 11:33 AM
Been away for three days, and before that I was either lazy or overworked. So I might get something presentable by the end of this week... if not, then you might as well camp out until Christmas! :p
Apache_Longbow
10-25-2004, 04:22 PM
...Christmas 2006 most likely :p
eLDiablo
10-25-2004, 04:39 PM
Oh man thats a burn. Burn dude, burn. :p
Artificial Idiot
10-25-2004, 04:42 PM
...Christmas 2006 most likely :p
*Scribbles AL out of the scripts*
Geez, talk about signing your own death warrent :p
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