The Person Below Me!

[chaoscontrol512]

I don't need to. I'am a raely gud spaeler :p

TPBM is a terrorist :looklive:

[SunnyInc.]

No?

The person below me has taken a dump today.

[Delta-4]

Distinct problem: I haven't eaten anything today. :|

The person below me has an IQ of 1*5/4-19³-a/b*c and somehow comprehends the equation I just posted with suprising ease, but has trouble with solving 12/12.

[Gaucho8788]

-6857.75 - a/b *c. Thats about the extent of what I can do with that problem since I didn't have values for the variables. If I new calculus I probably could've done more to it. Oh btw 12/12 = 1.

TPBM has a correction to the first problem I did.

[eLDiablo]

My correction? It's not an equation. Equation require an equal sign and value or variable on both sides. Technically it's a word problem from which you could derive the equation IQ of x wherein
x=1*5/4-19³-a/b*c
x=5/4 -19^3 -a/(bc)
x=5/4 -6859 -a/(bc)
x=-6857.75 -a/(bc)
x+(a/(bc)) = -6857.75


tpbm has a unhealthy fishstick obsession

[brookie]

False, I don't even like fishsticks a whole lot.
tpbm thinks I rock:)

[Nod Fanatic]

Yeah, you're pretty cool.
TPBM is rockin' out, doin' the head-banging with their hands up in the air.

[brookie]

Ya your right, how did you know?
tpbm likes country music

[chaoscontrol512]

Don't even get me started on country music. I hate it (no offense to Brookie;)).

TPBM hates rap.

[brookie]

yes I do I only like funny rap music like White N' Nerdy
tpbm is loves raw oyseter

[Tesla]

Eewww, gross! I can't even stand cooked oyster. Had a bad experience with oyster once.

The person below is under the delusion that they are perpetually 9 years old.

[brookie]

I do not I know for a fact that I'm not 9.
tpbm is on the den all the time, like me!

[Chuckie]

I'm on your ass more than I'm on the Den :p

TPBM eats Spam three times a day.

[sg500]

then hell must have frozen over.

tpbm won the lottery......................With an expired ticket :grumpy:.

[chaoscontrol512]

I won with a ticket that didn't expire :p




























Actually, no, not really :(
TPBM hates TPAM.

[sg500]

no i dont.He seems like a very loveable guy.Besides,hes a sexy baby maker.


tpbm Has a pantry full of enclosed cans of whoop a$$.

[Chuckie]

Nope, I carry'em around with me...just in case.

TPBM is dying for one of the aforementioned cans.

[brookie]

No I'm not
tpbm dose know wat a t.v is

[Gaucho8788]

I have a tv.

TPBM wants to go see a new movie.

(just went and saw "Good luck Chuck" last night. Great movie).:hyper:

[Tesla]

No, not really.

The person below me thinks that life right now is unbearably tragic.

[chaoscontrol512]

No, but I have a friend like that who is.

TPBM has an annoying little brother who has dropped TPBM's toothbrush into the toilet on purpose (like mine did last night, my God, I was so mad:flame:)

[Nod Fanatic]

No, both my brother and sister are married and out of the house. :p
TPBM will neg-rep people for no apparent reason.

[SunnyInc.]

No, I always have a good reason.

The person below me has an inferiority complex, like the person above me.

[Nod Fanatic]

Everything TPAM just said is completely false
TPBM is similarly detached from reality.

[Gaucho8788]

I didn't know that I was detached from reality?:lol:

TPBM has a disability.

[Chuckie]

Yeah, I'm part deaf....from people screaming and hollering how awesome I am.
TPBM can hear just fine.

[Scoot]

My girlfriend would tell you otherwise.:p "Are you even paying attention?", "Did you even hear what I said?"
TPBM has had more then one surgical procedure done to them.

[brookie]

No I dont
Tpbm has an annoying little dog like me

[chaoscontrol512]

I have one which will never shut up, so yes.

TPBM has been playing Halo 3 nonstop ever since it came out.

[Delta-4]

I still have yet to get an Xbox 360, let alone Halo 3...

The person below me has beaten the Halo PC campaign on Legendary with the netcode of multiplayer somehow embedded within it.

[brookie]

Nope I don't even have an xbox
tpbm has an annoying sister like me

[sg500]

nah my sis is a sweetheart

tpbm felt like they were in the twilight zone because for some reason eveyone they spoke to yesturday had bad breath:yuck:.

[Nod Fanatic]

Nope, and I'm surprised I could even read what you typed.
TPBM needs to stop using quik-speek.

[chaoscontrol512]

I've never used it on here.

TPBM likes reading.

[Nod Fanatic]

Yeah, you can't really get the complexity of a books story in any other medium.
TPBM loves good stories

[chaoscontrol512]

.
:wtf:

Yes, I do like good stories.
TPBM is going to TP someone's house this Halloween :evil:

[Daishi]

I don't condone such behavior.

TPBM is getting creative this Halloween.

[Gaucho8788]

Me and a group of friends are planing on it.

TPBM isn't doing anything this Halloween.

[Alpha and Omega]

False, I am not not doing anything this Halloween...err...yeah.

TPBM is either eating Double Stuf Oreos, or is a complete waste of a life...cuz they're pretty much polar opposites.

[brookie]

True I am eating double stuffed oreos
Tpbm is dressing up for Halloween

[sg500]

Your right im dressed as a giant size box of tampons.The people cant stop laughing i tell ya :rofl:.

tpbm deliberately cut someone off this morning during rush hour causing a mild fit of road rage to their victim.

[chaoscontrol512]

Your right im dressed as a giant size box of tampons.The people cant stop laughing i tell ya :rofl:.
:wtf:

No, I don't drive.
TPBM is Rolk's duplicate account/evil twin.

[brookie]

No I'm not
tpbm likes to skate

[Gaucho8788]

Not really a fan.

TPBM almost didn't wake up for class this morning.

[Alpha and Omega]

No class 'til 12:30 for me, so not a problem.

TPBM recently won an auction on Ebay.

[Gaucho8788]

I don't purchase off of eBay.

TPBM doesn't make online purchases.

[sg500]

mad true.too risky nowdays.


tpbm is planning on going to an haunted house this month :uhh:.

[brookie]

Yes I am maybe Scream or Phobia or a haunted house in the nieghborhood
tpbm is trick or treating this Halloween

[Tesla]

Nope.

The person below me has seen spanish 1337speak before (seriously, it exists. I saw it on the side of a building when I went to Mexico.).

[Alpha and Omega]

Yes I have, it's called Arabic...bah.

TPBM wants to help me study my Arabic vocabulary.

[Tesla]

No, sorry.
By the way, spanish leetspeak is NOT arabic. It's like english leetspeak (english words with numbers replacing some letters) except in spanish.
The person below me wants to help me study my spanish vocabulary.

[sg500]

close but no cigar!Im greedily working on my own spanish vocabulary so i can meet a nice mexican women where i live.

tpbm wonders, what black men see in women that have large budunka dunk asses?

[Arexsis]

no sorry

TPBM is looking at gay porno.

[sg500]

although you sent me your collection i fowarded it to lance bass's address.

tpbm sent someone to the store to buy something they wanted and that person bought the wrong item back.

[Gaucho8788]

I never send anyone to buy something for me.

TPBM wants to shoot a random civilian.

[Alpha and Omega]

Civillian, yes, random, no. I know exactly who you are.

TPBM is bored with this thread.

[Delta-4]

Actually, yeah. :|

The person below me is tired as Hell, yet hyper as an insane weasel.

[chaoscontrol512]

I'm tired as hell, but hyper as an insane weasel because I just got Halo 3! :hyper:

TPBM is a noob at life.

[Tesla]

Possibly, considering the fact that I have only been outside the womb for not quite 19 years.

The person below me phails at life.

[Gaucho8788]

I haven't failed. . . Yet.

TPBM knows how to succeed at life without difficulty.

[sg500]

damn skippy i am

tpbm got even angrier when they found out they couldnt get a refund after shelling out 10$ to watch the movie "the ring part 2".

[SiDeWiNdEr]

Never even bothered with it, The remake of the first was crap enough as it is.

TPBM lives in the UK and wants to sell me their PC version of Need For Speed Carbon!

[Nod Fanatic]

Nope, I don't live in the UK, and I don't have NFS:C
TPBM is interrupting their 200GB pr0n download to make this post.

[chaoscontrol512]

A download that big would blow out my hard drive, so no.

TPBM is pissed off for no apparent reason.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

I'm pissed off at the prices of Petrol(Gas) is the UK. As it's costing me a fortune Atm!

TPBM knows exactly what I mean..

[Gaucho8788]

No, not at the moment but I do get pissed off randomly.

TPBM has had psychiatric treatment before.

[Tesla]

What are you talking about? I'm perfectly sane! I'm as sane as the guy whose name I am using!

The person below me has been so drunk that they did regrettable things that they only found out the next week.

[chaoscontrol512]

No. I don't drink.

La persona debajo de mi habla espanol muy exelente.

[Tesla]

I speak hardly any spanish, so I wouldn't know. I used google translate to translate that sentence and it came out weird. However, google translate has a reputation for giving me bad and wrong translation, so I don't really know exactly what that says.

The person below me doesn't know any swear words, so they substitute other random nouns in their place in a sentence.

[Delta-4]

Shut your valving mouth, Tesla. :shifty:

The person below me is about to taunt me for not having the Orange Box only two days before I get the games included in said compilation.

[Gaucho8788]

No, I won't, This time.

TPBM has the Orange Box and is enjoying it very much.

[Nod Fanatic]

Ya' betcha'!
TPBM is wallowing in misery because they don't have it, or they don't have taste in games and don't want it. :p

[Avapodnaught]

Unfortunately I don't have the money for many different games and the computer to put all the games I have on at once, so unless I get gifts I wont have much more games than Age of Empires and the Cnc collection


TPBM has what I don't :lol:

[Gaucho8788]

If we're basing it on your first statement then just barely.:p

TPBM has money for just about anything they want and/or need.

[Arexsis]

you bet i got a solid 46 000 dollah in me account

TPBM is a pervert

[sg500]

yep! you know me! nothing says pervert like getting off by peeping through a key whole at incest midget sex in a bathroom stall at an after hours bar over in Iceland...Yep thats me.

tpbm will probably be the victim of some wayward, street punk kids when they steal a single bulb from your christmas decoration lights on your yard thus causing the whole line of bulbs to go out just like they planned it........damn kids!:grumpy:

[Nod Fanatic]

No, my lights will be trapped.
TPBM is excessively paranoid.

[YuriRuler90]

Those people are out to get me, damnit... :shifty:

TPBM can't eat shellfish. :p

[Tesla]

I can, though I sure hate the taste of it.

The person below me's favorite food is broccoli.

[HelloDave]

No.
The person below me was drunk last night.

[sg500]

nah. i went a whole day with only 1 hour of sleep.Drinking was out of the question........but tonight! time to wear my beer hat :drunk:!

tpbm has a skeleton in their closet.

[Delta-4]

I have several, but they're all locked up tightly inside my head.

The person below me is about to die of mental stress from what seems like a retarded gazelle in the back of their head constantly nagging at them to do something stupid.

[Gaucho8788]

No, no I don't think I will.

TPBM has a knack for always screwing things up.

[chaoscontrol512]

That is semi-true. There are a lot of things that I screw up, but there are also a lot of things that I haven't.

TPBM has beaten Halo 3's campaign on Legendary.

[Tesla]

I don't play Halo 3.

The person below me is playing 4 different games on their computer at once, and only interrupted their playing to type their post.

[Alpha and Omega]

If I was, my comp would have caught fire a long time ago.

TPBM can play the guitar.

[Nod Fanatic]

Yes, although I only started a few weeks ago and I'm not very good.
TPBM is able to play like Angus Young.

[chaoscontrol512]

Nope.

TPBM plays a vampire of life and money, aka World of Warcraft.

[Tesla]

No, I have better things to do (such as play Worms: Armageddon, or go on these forums).

The person below me is playing some kind of 2D game as they are typing their post.

[Zancloufer27]

Technically you could say so.

TPBM knows what C6H6N12O12 is.

[Scoot]

Yes, it's in Tesla's signature.:p
TPBM loves home made apple pie

[Rolk]

Yes, it's true.

TPBM has secret feelings for me.

[Gaucho8788]

Depends on what you mean by secret feelings.

TPBM has a secretly likes anime.

[Delta-4]

Opposite feeling, still secretly.
Well, kind of secretly.
Ok, maybe not that secretly...

The person below me secretly hates using titles in their posts.

[Gaucho8788]

:p

TPBM uses post icons from time to time.

[chaoscontrol512]

I never use post icons. :p

TPBM is in high school, and got a ****load of homework for the weekend.

[YuriRuler90]

True, but I've already got it done.

TPBM is going to be up until 3am on the internet, because he/she/Wes is so bored.

[SgtRicko]

I do that all the time bud:)

TPBM wonders where in the hell did Wesforce go, and when will it come back to breathe some life into the creative corner!

[Gaucho8788]

Yeah where did Wes go?

TPBM knows where Wes went to.

[chaoscontrol512]

Yes I do. (http://forums.cncden.com/showthread.php?t=20754)

TPBM plays Liero, or the game it is based on: Worms.

[sg500]

Ive no clue what that means.The only time i deal with worm is during fishing.


tpbm is currently scheming on a way to get into the panties of the hottest chick in his/her (please be a girl) neighborhood :).

[Gaucho8788]

No.

TPBM has read sg500's sig and can do nothing but laugh at it.

[brookie]

Yes
Tpbm has a rifel and knows how to use it

[Nod Fanatic]

No, I do not have a rifel. :p
TPBM manages to be a Grammar Nazi but be terrible at spelling.

[Gaucho8788]

I don't like improper grammar. I can stand it, but only to an extent.

TPBM keeps up to date on the 2008 election.

[chaoscontrol512]

Nope. I'm completely clueless when it comes to politics.

TPBM has five or more cars.

[Avapodnaught]

No


TPBM sees that its a crime to wait to play for a game (you know, long waits, like 15 minutes or so)

[Tesla]

It depends which game it is.

The person below me has an oversized left brain.

[chaoscontrol512]

No, more of an oversized right brain :p

TPBM likes cats (if you answer no, Lion may have to ban you from the Den :p)

[Gaucho8788]

I like cats. I have four back at home.

TPBM prefers an animal other than cats.

[Delta-4]

Yes, and that would be this (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cc/Gnaar_male.gif).

The person below me can't access the internet with their computer, but is surfing the web with their brain.

[Tesla]

Yeah. I'm secretly the first cyborg invented by western science. I also have access to TV and radio.

The person below me wishes this was true of them.

[Gaucho8788]

Not really.

TPBM needs a serious comp upgrade.

[Delta-4]

Well, it works for now, but I'm going to need a video card upgrade pretty soon. Probably a processor upgrade about a year from now.

The person below me has seen the future and suddenly feels like freezing time.

[Avapodnaught]

Future, yes
But stop it now? So many people need to get whats coming to them, because, they are people ;)

TPBM feels that there is a consperiacy with how gas prices fluctuate :scared: :shifty:

[chaoscontrol512]

I think that it is a conspiracy by the oil companies to make huge profits by selling gas at insane prices.

TPBM has one or more gold reputation gems.

[Avapodnaught]

Why, will they be worth something someday?

TPBM is right now having an item of food at the computer being eaten
(says lol to response below)

[Gaucho8788]

I don't think my comp is eating my food? (looks around quickly:uhh:)

TPBM has at least one teacher at school they hate.

[Delta-4]

Why, yes, I do. And their name is- (The lights go out and a fight can be heard)
(The lights go back on and Delta-4 is no longer standing where he was)

The person below me knows where they took me. :x

[Gaucho8788]

Was it to the pits of hell?:p

TPBM has a nice car that they'll never get rid of.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

I do have a nice car (IMO), but it'll end up going someday! Can't keep the things forever! especially when a family comes along....
http://www.cardomain.com/ride/2680169/3

TPBM is too young to drive yet...

[sg500]

been driving over a decade.

tpbm probably lives in australia but left their heart in san fransico

[eLDiablo]

been driving over a decade.

tpbm probably lives in austraillia but left their heart in san fransicoThat would be Australia, and no.

The person below me is made of epic phail.

[Tesla]

I hope not.

The person below me is a grammar and spelling nazi, but is terrible at both.

[Gaucho8788]

I do tend to be a grammar and spelling nazi at times. Also, I'm not terrible at either. I'm a great speller and I have good grammar skills.

TPBM FAILS at forum life.

[chaoscontrol512]

Seeing how I've only gotten two red gems ever since I signed up, I'd have to say no.

TPBM is obsessive compulsive :freek:

[Delta-4]

Indeed. I almost always have a tendency to properly align structures in RTSes and will always correct my mistakes unless they were on purpose.

The person below me has been to a place they'd rather not have gone to, but enjoyed the experience there.

[Gaucho8788]

I have never been anywhere I didn't want to go and enjoyed it.

TPBM usually waits till the last minute to do their homework.

[sg500]

havent seen that crap in years and glad of it


tpbm found a certain amount of money and kept it without telling anyone.

[chaoscontrol512]

I've done that several times. If I see a dollar bill on top of the dryer from one of my brothers' pants pockets, I'll take it. They won't even notice that it's gone.

TPBM is currently high off of all the candy he had for Halloween. :hyper:

[Gaucho8788]

I didn't have much candy for Halloween.

TPBM went trick or treating on Halloween.

[HelloDave]

Nope.
The person below me got more trick or treaters than me. [I got 2]

[Gaucho8788]

Hey Hello Dave nice to see you again. Actually, I only saw one trick or treater the whole night.

TPBM did nothing but just sit down and watch television last night.

[chaoscontrol512]

Nope. I was doing a Dia de los Muertos thing for Spanish all last night. I actually should be doing it right now rather than being on the Den, but I'm not.

TPBM celebrates Dia de los Muertos instead of Halloween.

[Nod Fanatic]

No
TPBM has a surplus of candy because they trapped trick-or-treaters and stole all their candy.

[brookie]

I do have a lot of candy only because I trick or treated for 3hrs.
tpbm had alot of triker or treaters!

[Gaucho8788]

I didn't go trick or treating, nor did I give any trick or treaters candy.

TPBM is in serious need of some cash.

[sg500]

In the current state of the economy here in Michigan you damn straight


tpbm is on his/her way to the post office to mail me my gift since todays my birthday :wave:.

[Gaucho8788]

If I knew you better an had the money I still wouldn't. You'd have to be a very close friend.

TPBM has never received one present in his/her life.

[HelloDave]

false.
The person below me's arse hurts.

[Nod Fanatic]

No, but my arms do hurt from all the pushups I just did.
TPBM can do over 1000 pushups from the word "go".

[Desolator12]

heh...ahah...HAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh, that's a good one... *wipes the tear from his eye*

The person below me likes at least one indie band.

[brookie]

Sorry no I've never heard one before.
tpbm is eating cady this second

[Gaucho8788]

Nope, eating a oats and honey granola bar.

TPBM is a health food fanatic.

[Scoot]

False.
TPBM has alot of leaves to clean up in the yard.

[ShirlApEs]

I live in an apartment, I don't have a yard :p

TPBM hates the winter

[Tesla]

When it's freezing cold and windy with no snow, I do.

The person below me loves the winter.

[chaoscontrol512]

Yes I do :)

TPBM has already started their Christmas shopping.

[ShirlApEs]

nope, I don't celebrate it.

TPBM likes to go shopping

[brookie]

Yes I do like to go shopping
tpbm likes old rock music like Led Zepplin

[Nod Fanatic]

Some of it, yeah.
TPBM thinks old music is crap.

[sg500]

old music from milli vanilli yea!

tpbm is a fan of my new ava

[Nod Fanatic]

I'm not a fan of you or your avatar.
TPBM wants sg500 out, now.

[Tesla]

Yes.

The person below me plays pc/ps3/xbox/whatever games until they get bloodshot eyes and its 4:30am.

[Scoot]

Only on my days off, once in awhile.
TPBM collects or reads comic books.

[Avapodnaught]

Well, I wish I could be more of a 'maker'
But I do like to read the Spiderman comics I have and drift off to sleep

TPBM is interested in writing (a book or story) and doesn't have the time to do so

[Alpha and Omega]

Actually, it's a 12 part series covering almost 10 years of an alternate future. Part of it was in creative corner. It also involes a number of movies and 4 heavy metal albums that tell the story from different perspectives.
Should take a while.

TPBM needs a hug.

[brookie]

No I dont
tpbm feels lonley

[HelloDave]

No.
The Person Below Me is high. :color1:

[Tesla]

I prefer to keep a clear head and clear senses.

The person below me goes through this process every weekend:
:sleep:-> :o -> :) -> :hyper: -> :beer: -> :gnarly: -> :beer: -> :gnarly: -> :beer: -> :drunk:

[Gaucho8788]

Nope.

TPBM has never touched alcohol.

[Delta-4]

Who told you this?!? I shall have their head!
/me sharpens his electric chainsaw *

The person below me used to practice black magic, but gave up due to the futility and decided to start an evil corporation bent on controlling the world through genetics.

[Gaucho8788]

Your close, perhaps to close.:shifty: (Gaucho prepares his futuristic weapons)

TPBM will post exactly 5 hours and 6 minutes after me.

[sg500]

I'll let you figure out wether or not thats true.



tpbm felt slightly insecure when him/her heard conversation and walked into the room and everyone stopped talking and stared at him/her :wtf:.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

Nah, I knew there were all just staring at my amazingly good looks.... HAH!

TPBM Likes Chipmunks!

[Delta-4]

My entire staff is composed of humanoid chipmunks. Y'think?

The person below me is the only one of my staff who isn't a chipmunk.

[chaoscontrol512]

Last time I checked, I wasn't a part of your staff.

TPBM doesn't get the "Dramatic Chipmunk" video. :|

[Nod Fanatic]

I get it intellectually that people in general are stupid and tend to go with trends, but I don't see anything in particular that makes it all that interesting.
TPBM would die from suffocation if Hollister proclaimed breathing uncool.

[SgtRicko]

No way in hell bud, I'd be the minority laughing my ass off at those who do!:D

TPBM prefers MCVs over dozers/peons.

[Nod Fanatic]

Hell yes! :p
TPBM likes slow-paced strategy games.

[Daishi]

Chess ftw.

TPBM also thinks this is a real crappy thread.

[chaoscontrol512]

I just see it as a place to increase my post count.

TPBM likes Nirvana (the band).

[Nod Fanatic]

Yeah, don't really love them though.
TPBM loves whatever is popular because they have no sense in music.

[Tesla]

I neither have any sense in music nor like whatever is popular.

The person below me, unlike me, knows what is popular.

[Gaucho8788]

I really don't care about what is popular, I just do what I do.

TPBM can't stand to not be popular.

[chaoscontrol512]

I'm anti-social, so I really don't care about popularity.
TPBM is actually not a member of DGNF, but somehow managed to post here.

[Gaucho8788]

How did you know!:eek::shifty:

TPBM manages to be a thorn in someones side at all times.

[chaoscontrol512]

No, but I know quite a few people who are thorns in mine, most notably freshmen.

TPBM has played every video game ever made.

[Gaucho8788]

Not really, and thankful to. You'd have no life if that were the case. That and some game didn't even deserve the light of day. Such as E.T. for the Atari.

TPBM doesn't have to deal with the pressures of high school, but instead has to deal with the pressures of college.

[Nod Fanatic]

No, but that's coming up soon.
TPBM has a GPA of 1.23

[Gaucho8788]

Nope 3.0

TPBM has failed college classes multiple times.

[Tesla]

Not in college just yet, and hopefully that will not happen in the future (that is, failing of multiple classes).

The person below me is using a stolen school/college computer to type their post.

[ShadowClaw]

Not in college just yet, and hopefully that will not happen in the future (that is, failing of multiple classes).

The person below me is using a stolen school/college computer to type their post.

No but I'm replying from a college.

TPBM works at a college either as a faculty member or a student worker

[brookie]

Nope I'm using my dad's work computer
tpbm has all their Christmas shopping done!

[Tesla]

How could I? It's only the beginning of November!

The person below me was getting ready for Christmas in September.

[chaoscontrol512]

I was getting ready for it in January :p

TPBM is a total Lord of the Rings nut.

[Alpha and Omega]

Not really, it's cool, but not that big of a deal.

TPBM earns a living by selling plasma, like the rest of us poor college students.

[sg500]

I get it intellectually that people in general are stupid and tend to go with trends, but I don't see anything in particular that makes it all that interest.

So if the real estate market showed that by refinancing your home would help weather the current shaky conditions? Would that make you or any homeowner that you know stupid for following the trend??? People without sound judgement makes trends look bad! you dickheaded, goat ridding, dumbass!!!


back on topic: plasma is too expesnive.

tpbm actually tried drinking until an ugly girl he saw looked good.:drunk:

[Chuckie]

I went way past the point of trying I drank "past tense" enough to fill a small inland sea.

TPBM is lower on the food chain than they realize.

[Tesla]

If I don't realize it, then how would I know?

The person below me is at the bottom of the food chain.

[chaoscontrol512]

No, I'm at the top, you're all at the bottom, and I'm going to eat you all :evil:

TPBM wishes they were a Covenant Elite.

[apple23]

nope, because i don't really care.

TPBM wishes they had worms like me.

[chaoscontrol512]

Uhh, no. I don't want to have worms :squint:

TPBM is currently eating spaghetti (sp?) with meatballs and marinara sauce :yummy:

[brookie]

No I'm eating biscuits with jelly
tpbm went to a mexican resturant last night

[apple23]

erm... close enough (taco bell)

TPBM has eaten at Panda Express at least twice in one day.

[chaoscontrol512]

I don't think I've ever eaten at Panda Express.

TPBM has eaten In-n-Out (a really good burger chain on the West coast) at least twice a day.

[Gaucho8788]

Nope I haven't

TPBM has eaten at prefers Mazzio's Italian Eatery over Pizza Hut.

[Nod Fanatic]

Neither!
TPBM talkliekthisomfgwtflmfaobbq111111111

[sg500]

I know how to speak ebonics but that looks more like trailer trash had a baby with the ghettos baby daddy.



tpbm beleives that the term metrosexual should be abolished and should be reinstated under the definition "gay".

[Alpha and Omega]

Or perhaps just call it "denial".

TPBM is a poet and doesn't know it.

[Gaucho8788]

I don't know, that would be up to someone who would know but I don't think I am. What do you think?

TPBM has talents that others think are worthless.

[Delta-4]

Well, I did make this pie...
/me points at a pile of rubbish that was recently baked *
...but no one wants to eat it.

The person below me wants to eat my pie. :wired:

[SgtRicko]

Hell no.:yuck:

TPBM has played Call of Duty 4 and is willing to share their game name.

[Gaucho8788]

Haven't played it but would be willing to kick someones ass to get it.

TPBM has no interest in getting Call Of Duty 4

[Tesla]

Correct. I don't know what it is, either.

The person below me's computer just caught fire from playing 6 different games on their computer simultaneously and having 4GB worth of viruses, trojans, and spyware.

[soji]

In which sense you are saying that You are uglyby face or by nature?

[Delta-4]

It ain't on fire yet, but I'm workin' on that! :gnarly:

The person below me has played Marathon and Dawn of War so much that the Pfhor and Eldar seem to have blended together in their mind.

[Tesla]

I don't know what that is either.

The person below me is under the delusion that they are a video game character.

[Nod Fanatic]

I have occasionally done bad impersonations of them, but I have no delusion that I'm a videogame character, at least, while I'm lucid enough to remember. XD
TPBM has always been drunk, from the moment they left their mothers womb.

[Gaucho8788]

Hey I take offense to that, my mother didn't drink quite that much.:p

TPBM smokes weed so much that he/she is almost always high.

[sg500]

nah i rarely smoke weed, like 2 times a year if that.


tpbm received a canadian quarter and figured they would pass the buck and dump it on someone else and no one would accept it :\.

[Zancloufer27]

Why would I waste a Canadian quarter? Thats like 26 US cents :p

TPBM has some Euros somewhere.

[Tesla]

I think I have a 5 Euro cent coin somewhere from when my dad went to France, but I don't know where it is.

The person below me has been to Switzerland.

[Gaucho8788]

No, but I wouldn't mind going.

TPBM doesn't travel at all.

[brookie]

False I travel all around Texas.
tpbm doesnt like turkey (like my sister).

[sg500]

wow brookie im starting to think that you'd mail your sis to the south poll if you could, btw i love turkey.


tpbm likes being an ass when playing bumper cars.He/she targets one person and hits the holy hell out of them untile its over.Therefore causing their victim to feel like :rant:.

[Chuckie]

Not just Bumper Cars....I'm the Uber Asshole.

TPBM doesn't know the difference between a TIG and a MIG.

[brookie]

It's two different welding
tpbm is makin pie!!

[Gaucho8788]

Nope.

TPBM is getting ready to eat Thanksgiving Dinner!!!:D

[Chuckie]

Nope, still on the smoker for just a bit longer ;)

TPBM hasn't spanked the monkey all day.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

I like Monkeys too much to spank them xD

TPBM Has an alarm clock that's funkier than mine!
http://www.firebox.com/product/920?video_id=325&tab1=0#yourvideos

[brookie]

Nope, I just have anormal, loud alarm clock
tpbm is already eating:yummy:

[Tesla]

Not yet, it's only 1:47 where I am.

The person below me is having fisch instead of türkei for thanksgiving.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

I had 'Hotpot'... as I live in the UK and don't celebrate Thanksgiving :/
(Happy Thanksgiving to all who do though!)

TPBM Enoys showering over bathing.

[Chuckie]

No...I enjoy showering next to my tub, not over it :p

TPBM just wishes they had only one hand to type with.

[Gaucho8788]

What are you talking about, I do it all the time.:p

TPBM has never celebrated Thanksgiving once in his or her life.

[Nod Fanatic]

Just celebrated it with turkey, corn and a pumpkin pie :)
TPBM plays WoW and therefore is 532 lb. lives in his moms basement and pays for the subscription with picking up around the house.

[Gaucho8788]

Nope, used to play it though I got bored of it. Besides, thirty bucks a month to play is a little much in my opinion.

TPBM plays games very little online.

[Nod Fanatic]

Hell no, I play online all the time, and it's only 15$ last time I checked.
TPBM is a nub if they say they aren't and isn't if they say they are, which meanst that they're a nub either way cause' they admitted it. :P

[Gaucho8788]

:wtf:

TPBM wants to smack TPAM

[Nod Fanatic]

No, not really.
TPBM is TPAM

[GunsnArmor]

Nope!

TPBM is keeping a secret.

[Tesla]

Yes, and you're never going to find out what it is!

The person below me knows what my secret is.

[Chuckie]

Yes I do...and that Nun is still walking around in circles mumbling to herself :uhh:

TPBM is part of a international underground plot to restore britney spears honor.

[Nod Fanatic]

Wrong one, mine is destroying it even more.
TPBM is the guy/girl from that Leave Britney Alone! video.

[brookie]

Heck NO are you serious?!?:uhh:
TPBM is watching re-runs of F.R.I.E.N.D's

[chaoscontrol512]

Nope, watching re-runs of Lost.

TPBM has been busy as hell lately, and hasn't had time to go on the Den.

[ShirlApEs]

yeah, pretty much...

TPBM watched that "leave britney alone" video more then once :p

[Nod Fanatic]

If you count parodys, yeah. :p
TPBM is a figment of their imagination.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

I'm not really typing this, I'm not here as I'm really an Ant, wishing I were human.

TPBM Enjoys playing with balloons.

[Gaucho8788]

Only if it causes discomfort to others.:evil:

TPBM wouldn't cause harm or discomfort to anyone.

[Chuckie]

No, just Hate and Discontent :|

TPBM is tempted to break his leg off in the arse of that yahoo in front of him yammering on his/her cellphone in line at the store.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

Amen to that! Surely would...

TPBM 'IS' that Yahoo yammering on in the store infront of us..

[Nod Fanatic]

Nope, but I'm just behind them about to steal the cell-phone and start sending embaressing messages.
TPBM is a hacker.

[ShadowClaw]

If you are referring to the real definition of word which is simply a programmer than yes I am. If you are referring to the media's definition than it depends on the day of the week and my mood:D

TPBM is counting the days till Christmas break

[Nod Fanatic]

Hell yes! More oppurtunitys to get into questionable activities while still looking all nice and neat to my parents! :p
TPBM has commited a heinous crime against Santa.

[Chuckie]

Ya got me...I shagged the Missus :devil:

TPBM did the same to the Easter Bunny.

[chaoscontrol512]

Yes, and after that he went insane and went on a rampage through town (http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/101/Bad+Easter+Bunny/) :p

TPBM is one of the people who got their ass kicked by the Easter Bunny.

[Gaucho8788]

No, when he tried I blew his head off with a shotgun.:evil:

TPBM wants to kill me because of that.

[Chuckie]

Not just you...everybody who looks like you too :devil:

TPBM is a bullet catcher.