The Person Below Me!

[brookie]

uhh no I dnt'o. Wtia nevermind.
TPBM plays webkinz

[SiDeWiNdEr]

Nope.

TPBM has completed Crysis

[brookie]

Uh no I've never played.
TPBM is watching SNL reruns

[Tesla]

I almost never watch TV.

The person below me is using a stolen computer and hacked account to post.

[brookie]

No this is the family computer and this is my account
TPBM can't wait until Semi-Pros comes out

[SiDeWiNdEr]

Doesn't look too appealing to me TBH.

TPBM cuts their own hair.

[brookie]

Well no but my mom use to cut my hair and now the salon cuts my hair
TPBM wants Hilary Clinton for President:\

[Tesla]

I'm not an American, so I don't really care that much.

The person below me is an extremely patriotic American who would gladly die for their country, no matter the cause.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

Meh.

TPBM has a cat.

[Delta-4]

One that deserted me for my great grandma upstairs. :grumpy:

The person below me is thinking the same random thing I'm thinking. ;)

[ein1017]

Yes I am brain but i don't think the Deli down the street is open at this hour or even sell pig tails. :p

TPBM wants into the London smelling like a pepper rose.

[Gaucho8788]

Possibly, not sure.

TPBM has bumped this thread more than once.

[Tesla]

No, but I did manage to get other people to do so when the thread was dying and I was the last poster.

The person below me is a supermod and has felt like locking this thread more than once.

[ein1017]

Only in my dreams :\
TPBM had dreams of producing a working ion cannon.

[Tomahawk]

Sure, its just a laser-pointer on steroids, how hard could it be?

TPBM has a HD-DVD player and is now pissed.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

Nah, HDTV but thats it! I'll wait for PS3 prices to drop and just get one of those later on.

TPBM already has a PS3 and is quite over-joyed that Blu-Ray has won.

[Gaucho8788]

I don't have a PS3 yet but I am glad that blu-ray won.

TPBM now wants to get a Blu-Ray player.

[ein1017]

Only if it cost me 50 bucks ;)

TPBM wears a jacket even indoors and the temperature around 80 degrees F.

[Avapodnaught]

I am wearing a heavy shirt and it may be warmer than that....

TPBM has a cnc screensaver

[ein1017]

Do u mean desktop? For screensaver i got pipes, for desktop i got battletech

TPBM is an out-of-work hero

[Delta-4]

Well, I used to be your usual genetically-augmented super soldier out to save the galaxy from an alien menace, be they slavers or fanatics, but the work eventually died down, so now I'm an evil genius attempting to take over the Earth and expand into the stars to conquer all in my path. :evil:

The person below me took my jobs away and is now the protagonist in my little story.

[ein1017]

Just call me Dr. Fans E. Pants!

TPBM has been kicked out of a server because of suspected cheating.

[Gaucho8788]

I think I did once, but it wasn't for cheating. It was actually because I was doing so good that the other people couldn't stand it. I think it was actually on Renagade.

TPBM could beat me at Halo. ( Pretty doubtful though )

[ein1017]

I bet I can, after a day worth of warm-up, have not played in a long while

TPBM collects model cars

[SiDeWiNdEr]

I don't collect them but I have a few - Including Model / Transformer ones. :D

TPBM enjoyed / Still does enjoy Transformers

[Nod Fanatic]

Nope
TPBM plays wargames with army men.

[sg500]

Would..You,,Like..To..Play..A..Game? defcon norad style.

tpbm never gets a massage without a happy ending :color1:.

[Alpha and Omega]

A very attractive female aquaintance of mine is in school to be a massage therapist...so yes, it's always a happy ending.

TPBM is now sure that Protest the Hero's album Fortress is the greatest album on Earth at the moment. Cuz I sure am.

[Tesla]

No, I'm not. I don't know what that is.

The person below me is sure that Worms Armageddon is the greatest PC game on earth, 'cause I sure am.

[Nod Fanatic]

Nope, but BG2 is
TPBM realizes how great BG2 is.

[ein1017]

BG2 hmmmm.... and that is.......?

TPBM needs help catching the supersonic helicopter.

[Tesla]

I would...if I was trying to catch it.

The person below me knocked themselves out while chasing parked cars.

[Gaucho8788]

No.

TPBM has played Lost Odyssey.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

No. xD

TPBM enjoys Animé.

[Gaucho8788]

Yes I do.

TPBM hates Animé and should die because of it.

[Tesla]

Yes, I do hate Animé, but do you mean I should die because I hate it, or because it exists?

The person below me knows that being drunk would be unpleasant.A glass of water does.

[Yorkie]

Too right although it's not the being drunk that is the problem it is the morning after and the OMG what did I do type stuff lol

The person below me has more than 100 contacts on MSN

[Gaucho8788]

I don't use MSN.

TPBM is struggling to make it through school.

[Delta-4]

Struggling to pay attention. I can do all of the work, the problem is remembering that I have it. :dead:

The person below me posts in this thread just to get their post count up. :wtf:

[SiDeWiNdEr]

Nah, I don't care about my post count - I just enjoy playing silly games! o.o;

TPBM thinks I'm B/S'ing.

[Nod Fanatic]

Sure
TPBM is reading an awesome book series.

[Gaucho8788]

Not at the moment, but am thinking about it.

TPBM checked a book out of the library a couple of years ago but hasn't returned it yet.

[ein1017]

hasn't been returned because I lost it so I had to pay for it.

TPBM is addicted to spuds

[Rowmen]

Yep
TPBM has been to the moon

[Delta-4]

Actually, yes. I found a crashed commie space probe bein' picked over by an alien, I did!
Cookie for the first to get the reference.

The person below me used to have a house on the center of Jupiter.

[Gaucho8788]

I did but i was never their, so I sold it.

TPBM just got paid.

[ein1017]

well supposed to get paid but was unable to pick up the check

TPBM got overran by an army of fungus.

[Tesla]

The mold! No! It's...it's taking over my house! It's all over the walls! Aaagh -! - *kschkht* "Do you have problems with - " *beep*

The person below me is half rhino, half alligator, and half ape.

[Nod Fanatic]

That makes me 3/2 of an organism. I have more halves than you. :p
TPBM is half-human

[ein1017]

half human and the other half is human :p

TPBM is a real life spiderman

[Gaucho8788]

Yep, I'm swining from on e building to the next as I type this post with my tongue.:p

TPBM has seen this.( The thing I said in my first sentence )

[Tesla]

No, though it would probably be interesting.

The person below me tips their slongue quite a lot.

[Gaucho8788]

:wtf::freek: What!... ........:dead:

TPBM likes to snowboard.

[Tesla]

Does doing it on the computer count?:p
Actually, no. I don't like to snowboard.

The person below me regularly does drive-by :moonie:ings.

[Gaucho8788]

No I don't.

TPBM has done a drive by :moonie:ing.

[brookie]

Nope
TPBM is on youtube right now

[Avapodnaught]

I technically am on a certain location where I can be on both at the same time, or before answering, I could just pop over there

TPBM has been in a witch hunt, as the witch (aka, not early century or later century witch hunts)

[SgtRicko]

Nope, never.

TPBM has become as addicted to Death Note as I am (no spoilers please!)

[Daishi]

Light is Kira.
True, by the way. Not more addicted than I've been to certain other anime. :3

TPBM remembers the last crappy novel they read.

[Avapodnaught]

ME!!!
One second, have to right something down... can you send me your picture?
Oh, and There is someone else with a ... can't tell you

TPBM watches One Piece


Edit: In response to Ricko
In Response To Daishi:Almost, I try to repress

[Rowmen]

I have seen a few episodes- So yes

TPBM works 5 days a week

[brookie]

Um I'm to young to work
TPBM watches nothing but House.

[Rowmen]

only a few episodes- intill I figured every episode is Drama City after the next

TPBM has facebook

[ein1017]

Yeah... ummmm about that............ yeeeeeeeeeah I don't do that type of stuff :p

TPBM can channel Wheel of time anyone?

[Nod Fanatic]

Yes, you better watch out, I might go crazy someday!
TPBM is Aes Sedai. And if they don't know what that is, they're a nub whether they deny it or not.

[sg500]

tpbm thought about suicide ................then went back to playing cards and went on to eventually win 300 bucks off his/her friends.

[Gaucho8788]

Hmm, we'll go with swing and a miss.

TPBM has thrown up within the last 6 hours.

[Tesla]

Fortunately not.

The person below me has had $0.00 (http://www.snopes.com/business/bank/zero.asp) charged to their unused credit card before.

[Alpha and Omega]

Nope.

TPBM has been to the greatest place on Earth...a gun show.

[ein1017]

Not recently but do agree with your assessment


TPBM can sing ok.

[Alpha and Omega]

I do my best, worked my way up to a 4 octave range, but I don't always sing as well as I'd like. I'm a perfectionist.

TPBM loves their women like they like their coffee.

[Nod Fanatic]

So scalding hot you've gotta wait for it to cool down. :p
TPBM realizes the awesomeness of 80s metal.

[brookie]

i already knew that the 80's we're awesome!!
TPBM was born in the 80's

[Tesla]

Right. I was born in the last year of that decade though, so I don't know anything about it but what my parents have told me.

The person below me realizes the awesomeness of superman comics from the 50s.

[ein1017]

Heck yeah he was meaner to the villains then today's superman.

TPBM Actually has read some authentic 1950's comics

[Gaucho8788]

No I haven't, though I might someday.

TPBM is a gun collector.

[Scoot]

Nope, but I do own one. Received it from my grandfather before he passed away many years ago.
TPBM has seen Iron Man. OMG it's awesome.

[Tesla]

Yes and true!

The person below me is a synesthete (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Synesthesia).

[Gaucho8788]

No.

TPBM has Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

[Delta-4]

:eek:
I hate you so much.

The person below me is about to be tackled by a Space Marine.

[GaToR]

False. Just no. xD

The person below me sucks my *blank* at call of duty 4 ;)

[Chuckie]

I can suck start a Harley if its any of your business, thank you very much.

TPBM can suck a basketball thru a 1 1/2 fire main without breaking a sweat.

[Gaucho8788]

:wtf:???

TPBM can juggle 5 plates while balancing a plate on a stick thats on his/her nose.

[apple23]

I hope you don't mind me bumping this, but I thought I would see if anyone was still interested in keeping this thread going.

anyways:

No. the plates would all crash on my head.

TPBM Is interested in still playing this game.

[Gaucho8788]

Sure why not.

TPBM is full of spam.

[Avapodnaught]

Fine you caught me but I won't stop

The Person Below Now doesn't visit Grandpa Simpson's Website often

[ein1017]

Who, what, where? Sorry never heard of it :P

TPBM can see right through that lie (even when it is not!)

[Avapodnaught]

Argh... Mixed Messages

The Person Below Me won't go to this wonderful link (http://so.tudou.com/isearch.do?kw=dilbert) full of Dilbert Episodes in English, though the website isn't

[ein1017]

Never trusted that Dilbert guy anyways :P

TPBM is the most untrustworthy person there is, even more so then his trusty sidekick

[Avapodnaught]

Well... I expect no press at all :shifty:
Can you trust ol' me with your money?

The Person Below Me does like the music in this link (http://youtube.com/watch?v=MHNxBheFAt4)

[ein1017]

Not bad at all. I do like it.

TPBM is gonna slap me silly for saying that (for some odd reason)

[Gaucho8788]

No, you design things for me so why would I do that.

TPBM has shown his age on more then one occasion.

[apple23]

nope, as a matter of fact, you don't know my real age.

TPBM is the oldest person on the planet but dosen't know it.

[Delta-4]

GET OFF MY DAMNED LAWN!

The person below me just noticed Apple's 666 post count.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

Nope, As now he has 667.

TPBM has double my post count.

[HelloDave]

Nope, As now he has 667.

TPBM has double my post count.

No :(.

The person below me has half my post count or less.

[Avapodnaught]

Not at all

The Person Below Me didn't buy a lot of gas when it was cheaper and is suffering with a lot of people who drive automobiles

[apple23]

not really... I don't own a car.

TPBM's dream car is a Ford Model T.

[Quadhelix]

TPBM's dream car is a Ford Model T.

Nope: Bionic Car (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mercedes-Benz_Bionic), FTW.

TPBM has eaten escargot (i.e., snails).

[brookie]

No way!:yuck:
Tpbm is probaly going to get a hangover tomorrow

[apple23]

never drunk alcohol in my life, and don't intend to in the near future.

TPBM is wondering why i don't drink

[Avapodnaught]

Nope...

The Person Below Me has been given the lifetime oppurtunity of the Premium Membership of the Kevorkiava suicide hotline! If not you have now! Submit to our easy to learn number, 1800-666 call now!

[brookie]

Uhh no and I will never sign up
Tpbm wants to be on Fear Factor:yuck:

[chaoscontrol512]

Not really.

TPBM wonders how many neg-reps apple23 got for bumping this thread (no offense to apple :))

[Tesla]

I kind of do, but it seems that he didn't get very many, seeing as he now has one more green gem.

The person below me is my nemesis.

[Chuckie]

Not just yours Sparky :D

TPBM is ready to pull the trigger.

[chaoscontrol512]

Yes, except it's a BR55HB SR Battle Rifle trained on a group of Grunts.

TPBM is listening to Disturbed right now.

[brookie]

nope
Tpbm wants Obama to win

[Gaucho8788]

I don't care at this point.

TPBM hates me for saying that.

[brookie]

Nope
Tpbm is watching Comedy Central

[Gaucho8788]

Don't even have the TV on.

TPBM is playing a game.

[brookie]

Nope
Tpbm is inlove with Hamburger helper!:yummy:

[chaoscontrol512]

I've never had it.

TPBM is watching RvB: Reconstruction right now.

[sg500]

umm think again kiddo. i dont even know what that is.

tpbm was about to explain to me what tpam meant but had to take a dump badly.

[apple23]

that's... just... stupid...

TPBM is wondering what the hell sg500 is talking about.

[Nod Fanatic]

Nope, I just don't try to penetrate into the muck of contradictions and poor logic that is sg500s reasoning.
TPBM will shoot sg500 with this gun.
*Holds out Desert Eagle*

[Gaucho8788]

Not worth my time.

TPBM needs me to rebuild their computer.

[Delta-4]

Yeah, but I'm stuck on where this giant, green, board-looking thing is supposed to go...I think it's an extra part.

The person below me has been foraging for the past few weeks.

[Gaucho8788]

Eh, not quite.

TPBM has seen the end of days, and it was grim.

[Tesla]

Yes, I have, but I was so traumatized that I forgot what happened.

The person below me is really a five-year-old genius pretending that they're a different age.

[sg500]

you know something? i get that alot....


tpbm probably likes linkin park (or however u spell it).

[Gaucho8788]

Yes I do like Linkin Park, what of it.

TPBM wishes he/she was inside a game as the good guy, or the bad guy.

[Nod Fanatic]

I wish I was Geralt from The Witcher. He's proof you can have creepy white skin and scars, yet still get the ladies with some swords and sorcery, and be a total smartass while doing it.
TPBM has creepy white skin.

[The Llama King]

The person below me will be-low me.

[chaoscontrol512]

Huh?
TPBM will explain to The Llama King how this game works.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

He think he knows roughly how it works just forgot to reply to the guy above him.

TPBM Enoys peanuts.

[chaoscontrol512]

Yes I do enjoy peanuts (I'm assuming that's a typo).

TPBM is bored out of their mind right now.

[Gaucho8788]

Not at the moment.

TPBM is a fighter (doesn't matter what you kind).

[chaoscontrol512]

If video-game fighters count, then yes. Otherwise, then no.

TPBM is wondering if and when this thread will reach 2,000 posts.

[Gaucho8788]

The if I'm wondering about, not quite the when though.

TPBM believes he/she/it is the most omnipotent being in existence, yet is the most lowly of creatures known to man.

[Delta-4]

Indeed. I'm actually a flea that was able to drink the blood of the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind.

The person below me is the reborn God-Emperor. And he's not too happy about it.

[HelloDave]

No.
The person below me will say no.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

Yes, I mean no.

The person below me doesn't know.

[Gaucho8788]

Doesn't know what?

TPBM is an aphrodisiac.

[Quadhelix]

Doesn't know what?

TPBM is an aphrodisiac.

Actually, my personality is the most effective form of birth control known to man.

TPBM has read xkcd.

[pipinowns]

Actually, my personality is the most effective form of birth control known to man.

TPBM has read xkcd.

Don't know what that is.

The Person Below Me Is A Homosexual But They Probably Won't Admit It.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

I'm not, and If I was I would admit it.

TPBM thinks that was a silly responce by TPAM...

[pipinowns]

The person above me loves giving negative Rep to people who say something that hurts his kind and loving heart.

The person below me also has a kind and loving heart.

[apple23]

you could say that i do, but only some people will agree with that.

TPBM is smelling a bit of flaming in here and thinks it needs to stop.

[chaoscontrol512]

He's not flaming, he's just whining about a neg-rep, which isn't very popular here.

TPBM is going to get Fallout 3 (which comes out a week before my birthday :D).

[pipinowns]

Sometimes I enjoy getting games that I know nothing about. For Fallout 3 I am purposely not looking up stuff about it so I may be surprised.

The Person Below Me Has Killed An Animal Before.

[apple23]

Well... it was already dead, so no.

The person below me will have a reply.

[Scoot]

Yes:p
TPBM is going to purchace Star Wars The Forced Unleashed.

[chaoscontrol512]

Most likely not.

TPBM will post whatever they are listening to right now.

[pipinowns]

I'm watching Dexter online right now. And I'm listening to there voices.

The Person Below Me Eats Very Unhealthy.

[apple23]

Me, a worm in an apple, eating unhealthy? :p

TPBM goes fishing regularly

[chaoscontrol512]

I think the last time I went fishing I was at Lake Tahoe and I was 7. :p

TPBM has more than four cars.

[Gaucho8788]

No, i do have two though.

TPBM uses an outdated OS.

[pipinowns]

No I use XP.

The Person Below Me is a virgin.

[apple23]

interesting question, there... but yes, i am...

tpbm is very annoyed right now.

[ein1017]

I am so not annoyed
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t152/hawkwolf1017/death-ray-animation-75-v2wb.gif
:p


TPBM needs a death ray

[Delta-4]

Yes. I've got killin' to do. Lots of it.

The person below me woke up to sub-zero temperatures today.

[Gaucho8788]

It felt like it.

TPBM is still in school.

[ein1017]

Still going to school but in it atm

TPBM wants to be an airship pirate

[chaoscontrol512]

That would be cool.

TPBM is a bison O.o

[Daishi]

Not worth a reply.

I don't know anything for certain about TPBM, making this post as meaningless and stupid as every post made so far in this NINETY-SIX-PAGE (20ppt) idiot box, because you can't describe something or someone that you know exists without guessing or stating the obvious. Alternatively, you could suggest something, as I'm also about to do, that may apply to the person in question.

TPBM is absolutely a human being and an internet user. It's up to him to decide whether I'm stating the obvious, guessing, or on a larger, philosophical scale, suggesting.

TPBM may find it ironic that the person to break out of this mindless pattern was once another thoughtless contributor to this thread (and still is) :D

[ein1017]

Ah no to both of them

TPBM knows what Gaslamp fantasy is.

[sg500]

i hope they never ask me that question if im ever on "Whoe Wants To Be A MIllionare"

tpbm purchased a CD from an artist off the street but got home only to find out that he/she actually got rick rolled :cry:

[Nod Fanatic]

I would never be so stupid. I would either download it or buy it from a respectable source
TPBM still buys CDs.

[ein1017]

When I do buy music yeah.

TPBM has a large music collection

[Nod Fanatic]

Pretty damn large.
TPBM has over 10 gigs of music.

[Gaucho8788]

I actually have 23.65 GB of music, 2,945 songs. So that would be a yes.

TPBM hasn't bought music in 10 years.

[brookie]

Nope bought some about a couple weeks ago.
Tpbm is bored to death

[pipinowns]

Nah I'm Fine.

The Person Below Me is in love.

[Annihlator :D]

Very, very much so.


TPBM loves crysis.

[pipinowns]

Yep. Can't wait till Warhead comes out.

The Person Below Me thinks there wishes may come true someday.

[Gaucho8788]

Wishes come true only if you make them come true.

TPBM is narrow minded and full of himself/herself.

[ein1017]

Like how narrow minded are we talking about? :P

TPBM Thinks this thread will last forever

[Gaucho8788]

There's a decent possibility at this rate.

TPBM doesn't even play CNC games even though he/she is a member of a CNC forum.

[ein1017]

I don't play it much recently. I think I am getting tired of the Franchise even though I still enjoy it.

TPBM will be a CNC fan to the end of days.

[Delta-4]

Very likely. I think Red Alert was the first RTS I'd ever played.

The person below me has an old Tonka truck rusting in their basement.

[chaoscontrol512]

Not in the basement, but out in the yard.
TPBM has read every single post in this thread, all 1,922 of them :dork:

[pipinowns]

Every single post? I didn't even read yours.

The Person Below Me is going to give me positive rep for this post.

[Gaucho8788]

You only wish.

TPBM wishes that I'd give them a pos rep.

[Nod Fanatic]

I don't really care.
TPBM will neg-rep Pipin for me.

[Gaucho8788]

Nope, sorry. BTW, why can't you?

TPBM has no rep or bad rep.

[pipinowns]

No way mate. My rep is awesome. Only 4 red bars left to defeat.

The person below me thinks Nod Fanatic is way to negative in all of his posts.

[ein1017]

No I think he is being silly and is responding to your post in his own unique style

TPBM Think Home Alone 2 was the best out of the series.

[apple23]

I saw it so long ago I can't remember.

TPBM has seen some of pipin's latest posts and agrees that he should be banned.

[ein1017]

I think he has his own opinions even though he does not convey them in an understandable manner.

TPBM Thinks Apple is posting too much today and should force him to slow down :P
Its a joke son, ever heard of one before! :P

[Gaucho8788]

Ehh not really, though what I would like to see is him posting on my forums again.

TPBM agrees with me.

[ein1017]

Totally. Gets lonely without a spamming worm huh :P

TPBM needs to be more hygienic.

[chaoscontrol512]

Not really, I'm pretty hygenic.

TPBM likes Grunts. (http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Unggoy)

[apple23]

They're too easy to kill, but I still like them because it's funny how they die.

TPBM perfers killing covenant Elites over killing grunts

[ein1017]

to a point. I prefer to go after brutes. Fighting a bunch of elites on legendary is a pain cause they go behind cover and recover their shield. Ran out of ammo a couple times in that situation.

TPBM Has a tattoo

[Gaucho8788]

No, tattoos aren't my thing.

TPBM is going to be the cause of Armageddon.

[Delta-4]

Well, hey, this doomsday machine in my basement won't build itself.

The person below me is fabulously wealthy, but just can't find anything to buy with their money.

[ein1017]

Can I buy your doomsday machine? I need it for uh a class project :shifty:


TPBM will help me with this project.

[apple23]

sure m8 :)

TPBM is pissed off for whatever reason.

[Gaucho8788]

Several things but it isn't pissing me off to the point that it makes a difference.

TPBM has posted in flamerz within the past 24 hours.

[ein1017]

I think a bunch of people have including me

TPBM Has big plans for the weekend.

[Gaucho8788]

Only plans I have are to work.

TPBM forgot where he/she left his/her car keys and is now late for work.

[Scoot]

Yes, had to look for keys, No, cause on vacation!:D
TPBM is glad to be back at school.

[Gaucho8788]

Yeah it does feel pretty good.

TPBM is a 1st year college student.

[HelloDave]

No.
The person below me has the ''Hello <NAME GOES HERE>. It appears that you have not posted on our forums in several weeks, why not take a few moments to ask a question, help provide a solution or just engage in a conversation with another member in any one of our forums?'' message underneath the DGN.FORUMS logo.

[Gaucho8788]

? ? ? No but it is nice to see you've returned after an extended absence. BTW, how ya been.

TPBM will be Hello Dave responding to my post.

[Alpha and Omega]

Not even close.

TPBM wants to by one of my custom AKs.

[Delta-4]

If I had the money... :(

The person below me does have the money and does want to buy one, but simply can't come up with a way to ask.

[ein1017]

Heck no. If I had the money I would buy it in a heartbeat. Even if I do live in Californai atm, I will find a way to get it, IF i had the money.

TPBM Think most hack and slash movies would be better if the victims had their Ak-47s :p

[Treborish]

Heck no. If I had the money I would buy it in a heartbeat. Even if I do live in Californai atm, I will find a way to get it, IF i had the money.

TPBM Think most hack and slash movies would be better if the victims had their Ak-47s :p


No. I prefer the good ol' defenseless yet armed with wit people, something more realistic please.


The person below me has not seen The Dark Knight yet.

[ein1017]

Not yet but want to


TPBM has a split personallity problem

[Gaucho8788]

Sometimes I wonder.

TPBM is lost atm.

[chaoscontrol512]

I am lost in my own thoughts atm, which happens quite often.

TPBM has read Jim Butcher's The Dresden Files.

[sg500]

true but couldnt finish it because because a group of aliens tried to abduct and anal probe me.

tpbm couldnt hold it in any longer and passed gas in church during the sermon. He hoped nobody suspected that it was him but the guy behind him to his left kept an eye on em for the rest of the service :rockbrow:.

[brookie]

uhh NO!
TPBM wants Mcarin to win

[Chuckie]

Don't know who Mcarin is but I'm voting Mccain.

TPBM thinks obama is qualified for the White House.

You do know who ever answers in the positive I'm going to crap all over you program :evil:

[Gaucho8788]

I do. I said that just to see you try to crap all over my program. COME GET SOME :devil:.

TPBM is not going to vote.

[brookie]

nope too young.
Tpbm is :sleep:

[Alpha and Omega]

If I was I wouldn't be posting this, would I?

TPBM is having too much fun messing with frat/sorority peeps at juicycampus.com

[Gaucho8788]

Nope.

TPBM is a workaholic.

[brookie]

Nope I rather relax!!
Tpbm watched the VMAs and said,'' This stinks''.

[chaoscontrol512]

I didn't watch them.
TPBM fell asleep while watching the presidential debates :sleep:

[Gaucho8788]

No but if I had watched them I probably would have.

TPBM sees things one shouldn't see.

[Delta-4]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/2521/bonklashvf8.gif

The person below me has the Popeye theme song stuck in their head.

[apple23]

nope, something else is blaring in my head right now.

TPBM has Nightmare Before Christmas's This is Halloween stuck in thier head (it's our marching show this season, lol)

[chaoscontrol512]

No, i'm listening to Rage Against the Machine right now, so I don't have anything stuck in my head. (although once I stop listening, I'll probably have RATM stuck in my head.)

TPBM is also listening to Rage.

[Nod Fanatic]

No, I have the FFVII Jenova theme stuck in my head.
TPBM has pale white hair and is pasty white.

[Annihlator :D]

Nope, my hair is blond.

TPBM is a pirate

[apple23]

I am no pirate, they just sold the games to me for free :p (j/k I'm not really a pirate)

TPBM has friends that are pirates or are pirates themselves.

[Delta-4]

I know quite a few scurvy dogs. Not giving names, 'else they'll keelhaul me.

The person below me has been keelhauled before.

[Annihlator :D]

Only Literally,


TPBM is selling his shady interwebz.... :shifty:

[chaoscontrol512]

If by shady interwebz you mean sexy pr0nz, then yes. And they are selling for quite a bit of money.
TPBM has a constant paranoia of being sniped :eek:

[apple23]

I always keep my blinds closed and light off so they won't know I'm home.

TPBM knows somebody wants them dead. :evil:

[brookie]

Uhhhh no:scared:
TPBM is afraid of death killing hamsters!:scared:

[Gaucho8788]

How do you know about my secret weapon?!!!??! :p

TPBM is going to buy a new computer.

[Arexsis]

but unfortunetly it broke :(

TPBM dreams about what it would be like to have sex with a hermafrodite (took me a while to think this bad boy up!)

[Annihlator :D]

No.

TPBM is voted for President Ackerman

[chaoscontrol512]

No. I'm not 18, so I couldn't vote. Even if I could, I'm really not sure who I would have voted for, probably Obama.

TPBM lieks Mudkips.

[Tesla]

No, I haet mudkips.

The person below me is on their computer with no particular purpose, but they just feel like they have to stay on there for a few hours.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

You know me too well.

TPBM loves Pokémon...

[Annihlator :D]

Mudkips

TPBM had their eyeballs explode in a spray of acid. :p

[sg500]

...:rolleyes:



tpbm went to see saw pt 5 last week and was upset about the ending.

[SiDeWiNdEr]

Nope. Too many Saw films. Lost interest.

TPBM has seen Wanted.