View Full Version : Haha Battles!!!!!
YuriAndroklov
04-08-2007, 01:47 AM
Post about interesting and weird and funny battles that you play before or saw before or heard before and discuss about it.
Once I and YuriG fight, we don't attack each other for like 1 and a half hour agreeing to make a tank force as large as you can, then we use the tank force to attack each other's tank force and the surviving tank force of either mine or his will crush down the opponent base that have no defences. I won.:rofl:.:lol:.:color3:.
HelloDave
04-08-2007, 05:36 AM
Once on this dumb desert map me and an allie base walked with nuclear reactors and grand cannons to his base and eventurally he joined in and we was just blowing each other up untill he left.
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6569/nukeiy0.th.jpg (http://img141.imageshack.us/my.php?image=nukeiy0.jpg)
Soviet779
04-08-2007, 07:20 AM
Sorta similar situation to the one above. My allie on ToE was scum, so i built about 10 nuke plants in his base and near his army, then clicked "observe" in the menu. Detonating all my buildings and the nuke plants too :)
Also for some reason on ToE two prism towers is all it takes to make a powerful enough beam to destroy any unit or structure in the game with one hit. I think this is exclusive to ToE, as it takes more than two on other maps. So if an allie is being a dick, and you dont have access to nuke plants, build two prism towers in his base and destroy everything. ;)
hogo98
04-08-2007, 11:58 AM
http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g33/hogo98/aibigbase.jpg
I think this screen Shot Speaks for itself lol.
Corsarus
04-08-2007, 09:14 PM
I don't play multiplayer much but...
I was playing a 1 on 1 in isle of war with some random guy, and he waited like 10 minutes before sending anything, I sent a small force to spy on him. He had no base!! I mean all his stuff wasn't there! Only one very damaged power plant!!! I approached with my squad cautiously and destoyed the power plant. Then I heard a "your base is under attack" message. I scrolled back to my base and saw that 60% of it was destroyed!!! Demolition trucks were coming from behind me! I managed to stop them with enough conscripts and then I sent a squad around the map to search for his base... nothing. Now, I hadn't constructed a navy because I was preparing for tank rush, but his navy was HUGE!!! He had dozens of transports hiding along the edges of the map and about 50 subs waiting by the coast. Well, in the next few seconds, he found my scout ships and killed them. He then mobolized the demo transports and finished off my base... uhh... THIS GUY IS A GENIUS.
YuriAndroklov
04-09-2007, 02:34 AM
In skirmish, I build powerplants and grand canon all the way to the opponent's base and builld prism tower all around and inside the opponent base, of course I sold away the grand canon or my prism with BOOM!.:p. Hi, on internet, I fought someone that is stronger than me so I and YuriG coperate and fight him, and SUPER WEAPON!:eek:. When he build super weapons my seal ifvs do the job or carriers, while after a while, YuriG chronosphere mirage and prism into the opponent base just after a lightning storm on his base and I send my seal IFVs too to join the fun.:D.
Gaucho8788
04-09-2007, 03:20 AM
I think this screen Shot Speaks for itself lol.
Thats a base to be proud of LOL. To bad it would all be wiped out with one superweapon.
Daishi
04-09-2007, 06:56 AM
I don't play multiplayer much but...
I was playing a 1 on 1 in isle of war with some random guy, and he waited like 10 minutes before sending anything, I sent a small force to spy on him. He had no base!! I mean all his stuff wasn't there! Only one very damaged power plant!!! I approached with my squad cautiously and destoyed the power plant. Then I heard a "your base is under attack" message. I scrolled back to my base and saw that 60% of it was destroyed!!! Demolition trucks were coming from behind me! I managed to stop them with enough conscripts and then I sent a squad around the map to search for his base... nothing. Now, I hadn't constructed a navy because I was preparing for tank rush, but his navy was HUGE!!! He had dozens of transports hiding along the edges of the map and about 50 subs waiting by the coast. Well, in the next few seconds, he found my scout ships and killed them. He then mobolized the demo transports and finished off my base... uhh... THIS GUY IS A GENIUS.
If he pulled this hugeness off on Isle of War, then it sounds like he's more than a genius, he's a hacker. :|
I should start taking screenshots of memorable battles... anyway, there was this one time i sent 3 mirages and 2 prisms to camp out the front of a Soviet bases while sending 3 quick aircraft carriers to the back (i'd made two shipyards) so that i could own a guy from the back. (risky, because he coulb be making squids by then, but he hadn't even gone naval yet) It was a big map designed for 4 people... which one was it? Anyway, the carriers were dancing back and forth to dodge his V3s, and finally, he sent a kirov to get shot down by my aegis as it finally arrived. Eventually he ran his MCV off while i ripped apart the rest of his base, and then i got him with a couple prisms/BFs.
hogo98
04-09-2007, 08:38 AM
Thats a base to be proud of LOL. To bad it would all be wiped out with one superweapon.
Well yeah but too bad the AI was stopping me from getting supers every time a built they slaughtered them hehe.
YuriAndroklov
04-09-2007, 09:49 AM
If he pulled this hugeness off on Isle of War, then it sounds like he's more than a genius, he's a hacker. :|
I should start taking screenshots of memorable battles... anyway, there was this one time i sent 3 mirages and 2 prisms to camp out the front of a Soviet bases while sending 3 quick aircraft carriers to the back (i'd made two shipyards) so that i could own a guy from the back. (risky, because he coulb be making squids by then, but he hadn't even gone naval yet) It was a big map designed for 4 people... which one was it? Anyway, the carriers were dancing back and forth to dodge his V3s, and finally, he sent a kirov to get shot down by my aegis as it finally arrived. Eventually he ran his MCV off while i ripped apart the rest of his base, and then i got him with a couple prisms/BFs.
Yep, I should take screenshots or vids for my memorable battles.
Lol, once, I fought fenring, he trap me to destroy my base but I undeploy my conyard and move it into somewhere in the map I don't think Fenring can see, and he really cannot find it, He like send his rhinos all over the map before he found me, and once, he pass by me, almost spotting me, I think if he just search a bit more carefully at that area he pass by me, I am :dead:, He was in my pass by the MCV, I can see it in my screen.:eek:.
Statalyzer
04-09-2007, 06:06 PM
Thats a base to be proud of LOL. To bad it would all be wiped out with one superweapon.
One superweapon wouldn't even come close to wiping all of that stuff out - unless it was a Chronosphere with 9 prisms and you had just put a spy into his power plant.
Once on this dumb desert map
No kidding, that is one n00by map.
YuriAndroklov
04-11-2007, 09:15 AM
One superweapon wouldn't even come close to wiping all of that stuff out - unless it was a Chronosphere with 9 prisms and you had just put a spy into his power plant.
No kidding, that is one n00by map.
Once, I was fighting with YuriG, we always have better that is at least 1.5h long.:sleep:. We will buzy defending and making force to defeat each other, But there is one problem for me, YuriG is very good at handling his money, he never go bankrupt, but I do, I bankrupt almost all the time. But YuriG really don't know how to use his money and control the thing he use well. He send 80 harriers to my base scouting for my CY, about half of all the harrier were dead when he found it, he fire but he miss because I undeploy and dodge. But he manage to use the harrier to destroy my CY once, but I had two other MCV lying somewhere in my base.:dismay:. He had about 60 prism tanks, 60 mirage tanks, 10 GGI BFs, 5 Seal IFVs.:eek:. I look at my force, only 25 IFVs, 50 Grizzlies, 15 Tank Destroyers, 30 Rocketeers and 7 aircraft carriers.:uhh:. Well I use the tank destroyers to destroy some of his GGI BFs and rocketeers to constantly iritate and weakening his force plus at last sending all grizzles to destroy 35 or more of his tanks My aircraft carriers didn't did much only killing some tanks but they didn't get damage. He then send the whole force to attack me which I had grand cannon and sure bombard his tanks a bit and I had plenty of prism tower. When his entire force is whip out, He surrender.:D.
Volken45
04-16-2007, 08:13 AM
my battles allways suck.. ALLLWAYS allthough i did something stupid on a 1v1 i built a power plant 2 barracks and sold my Cy opps... so i just trained a but load of conscirpts and hoped for the best to bad the best was a seal IFV :(
YuriAndroklov
04-17-2007, 04:13 AM
haha, I suck in a the soviet mission of ra2 at a place that u were suppose to mind control the president. I lost all my yuries, and I use paradrop to gather like 300 conscripts and charge to the opponent's base and all die because of the seals and the prism tower. Lol that time I was so noob, that was the first time I play ra2 and any war game well before that game i only play games like pinball etc.
Rowmen
03-03-2008, 02:14 PM
Well I was iraq on offical tournment map B and I had both derricks and I sent 2 dogs two his base and he wasnt there.At first I thought I won the match, but In about 10seconds later I see about 20 Gi and 5 GGIs at my base. He moved his base and build only Infantary with no ore ref.... I kind felt stupid if I only I built a desolator but in good terms it helped me, its good to keep a deso around at all times. Lesson Learned
phantom827
03-09-2008, 04:53 PM
Funniest battle i can remember happened years ago. My opponent started to move his 50ish Rhinos out to attack my base so I moved 30 griz to the opposite side of the map ready to go in through the back door of his base, anyway I moved into his base with my griz just as he started to attack so obviously wanting to focus on the attack he targeted my griz with a Kirov and left it to do the job. Noticing this I drove the targeted griz all over his base with the Kirov chasing dropping bombs all over the place and decimating his base. I couldn't stop laughing all through it!
Rowmen
03-11-2008, 12:10 AM
This one guy Who I played build nothing but Robot Tanks of coarse my rhinos Destroyed them :D
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