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Wesforce
03-20-2004, 01:33 PM
(I just knocked this up... We need some more RA2 biker action here!)

Field Marshall Anthony Wiberforce-Smythe took off his glasses and reclined in his great leather chair. Harsh yellow unshaded light from the ceiling stabbed at his eyes and he closed them, rubbing them.

'Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear.'

He leaned forward again. Strands of his receding, greying hair fell out of place. He smoothed them back down - Getting hair oil all over his hands, rather distastefully - And reseated his peaked cap.

The situation was not looking good. In fact it was a downright disaster. But ever the optimist, the Field Marshall could see a way out. A light at the end of the tunnel, as it were.

Looking at all the red Soviet icons encroaching upon Allied territory on the map on his desk, this light would have to come very soon to be any good.

He reached for his telephone, and spoke with crisp, clear authoritative public-school tones.

'Wilberforce-Smythe. Transmit this to CinC Northern front, if you please. I'm going to need a dispatch rider...'

When he was finished, he lay back again.

It was going to be close...

***

Corporal Armstrong Tilsley gripped the handlebars of his Norton Commando, giving the throttle a comforting twist. The engine roared like a live thing, eager to get going. A cloud of smoke filled his rear view mirrors.

A Sergeant in a Military Police redcap rushed from the manor he was parked outside, clutching a bundle like a baby - Like it was the most precious thing on this Earth. Maybe it was.

'You’re the dispatch rider?'

'Yes Sergeant' Tilsley replied, muffled by his rider's helmet.

The Sergeant buckled the package securely onto the back of Tilsley's bike without a word. Then he showed Tilsley a map. They hadn't told him where he'd be going until the last possible moment, for reasons of secrecy.

The map showed a red line snaking erratically from here to the Main Allied HQ. A line that snaked between Allied Territory, alarmingly close to the Soviet Armoured thrusts.

'Sarge!' Tilsley protested. 'This map is old! The Soviets will have advanced across this route by the time I get there!'

The Sergeant's eyes were cold, pale grey.

'You'll deliver this package laddie, or you’ll be sorry. The whole war effort may depend on you getting this to HQ in time! No on yer bloody bike!'

Cowed by the Sergeant's harsh tone, Tilsley twisted his throttle-grip and roared off, kicking dust up all over the redcap.

The stately manor grounds gave way to a dusty country lane. Signs at the side of the road said things like 'Dust means death! Keep your speed down!' and 'Don't let Ivan know what’s what - Keep your papers secure in your vehicle!’ Tilsley passed a vehicle ground where Prism tanks were being warmed up and given their dispersal orders. Soviet armour would be coming here shortly - He hoped the allied vehicles would be able to get here in time. A soldier waved his SA-80 at Tilsley, who was riding too hard and fast to be risk waving back.

He clattered over a wooden-slatted bridge -The redcaps on the checkpoint there waved him through. They'd been told to watch for him. Tilsley roared over it, his powerful bike's Speedo hardly wavering.

More Allied troops marched up a hill road further on. He saw them in the distance.

Then he saw a plume of dust and smoke erupt suddenly. The troops scattered off the road, going to ground to the left and right at the bequest of a frantically waving Officer. More plumes, fiery-red in intensity. One man was sent flying, arms and legs flapping like a broken rag-doll.

'****!' Tilsley said, though he couldn't here himself or the artillery hits over the roar of his Norton Commando.

The troops scraped themselves into little foxholes with entrenching tools, more shells hitting near them. Some men were hit, some got into the craters left by the hits. No-one touched the dead men.

Close enough now to see the white of fear in the troops eyes, the Officer (who wore a cap and not the berets or helmets of the rest of his men) waved angrily at Tilsley. Tilsley read his gestures easily. They said
'Get the hell out of here you bloody fool!'

And like a nightmare from the depths, Tilsley saw his first Soviet tank. Dark brown and green camo, wide tracks, low body. Two monstrous 120mm Cannons. A Rhino - Upgunned from the earlier models which had only sported one cannon. Immediately sparks flew from the turret as a British machine-gunner opened up on it from his fox-hole. The bullets pattered off like rain, doing no good but to keep the Tank commander down in his vehicle.

The tank ad guns too. The twinguns fired, just overshooting the machine gunners. But now the riflemen were adding their fire.

With a puff of smoke, a Milan anti-tank missile leapt from the concealed launcher. Only after it left the tube a few metres did its rocket-engine ignite. Tilsley watched fascinated as the missile bounced and skipped through the air and -WHAM! - Through the lead tank's turret.

The tank stopped dead in its tracks, smoke pouring from the back. No crewmen emerged from the oddly serene-looking wreck.

But then the second tank rose over the hill, catching the British troops as they redeployed. A machinegunner on the turret top caught half a dozen men in the open, and rolled over the bodies.

By Now Tilsley had taken the Officer's advice, and kick-turned off the road. He bumped and jounced over the rugged field, but his bike was made for this kind of punishment. The Army wouldn’t have issued him it otherwise. Something slammed supersonically through the air whet felt like inches from his head, but he ignored it. A bike rider looked where he was going, or the going got him - Or so the saying went

At the end of the field was a small copse - Backing onto the river Tilsley had just crossed on the bridge. Following it would lead Tilsley behind the Russian advance guard. He broke out in a cold sweat but held his course - No-one had told him this was going to be easy, and he couldn’t very well turn back now, would he?

Tilsley throttled down some approaching the copse through the long grass. He was a good rider, but charging headlong into the trees wouldn’t be helping his chances, and he didn't want to attract any unwanted attention from the Soviet troops not so far off.

Movement! There in the trees!

A longcoated figure in the shade raised something to his shoulder -The next instant stuttering muzzle flare erupted, and the ground behind Tilsley’s bike rippled with bullet-hits. But Tilsley was already leaning hard over. Being only a few yards from the trees he knew to turn now would be suicide. The shooter was close. He chose to open the throttle again and smash on through. Leaves and branches whipped at him, tearing at his leathers. The bike hit a bump and flew a few feet.

A masked Soviet conscript appeared out of nowhere. Tilsley's bike caught him in the gut and he grunted, flung aside like an applecore.

And then Tilsley was out of the trees, panting, pale and frightened out of his life. But alive.

***

Apache_Longbow
03-28-2004, 12:26 AM
Forgot to read this, but now that I have, very impressive Wes :D

Wesforce
03-28-2004, 03:36 AM
Thanks... Unfortunately I forgot to write the rest of it and now teh comp is over. D'OH!

Wesforce
04-01-2004, 04:18 PM
(Ah well, might as well post some more)

He rode along farm trails and small roads, knowing that the larger roads would be held by the enemy. For a good couple of hours Tilsley didn't see anyone, friend or enemy. He went past several smoking, burnt out farmhouses, and the occasional destroyed Allied vehicle, but no Soviet ones. There were contrails in the sky, telling of aerial battles. Tilsley hoped that the Allied Air Forces would be able to stop the Soviet's advance where the ground troops had failed, but he was beginning to doubt that.
Maybe the package he carried would help that.

He checked to see if it was there still - His heart leaped when he saw it wasn't. He stopped the bike.

With a great sigh of relief, he saw the package had merely slipped a few inches. He cinched the straps tighter and took a swig of water, before checking his bike. It was red-hot from all the riding, but hadn’t suffered anything other than the usual wear-and-tear. He'd been meticulous about keeping his trusted steed cleaned and repaired, and now that care was paying off.

Back on the road, and half an hour later, Tilsley pulled over again, feeling the call of nature. He couldn't present the package to the Commander in Chief having wet himself could he?

Laying the precious bike down in some bushes, Tilsley stood up behind a tree, and took his riding helmet off for some air, placing it a few metres away.

It was strange being able to hear again, without the helmet or roar of his bike drowning everything out.

As he unzipped and let fly, he heard birds singing. Never in his life had it sounded do reassuring to him. It took him back to a time before the war. A better time.

He heard jet engines, far away, and the war came flooding back. Then there came the distant thump of artillery, making him think of the man he'd saw hit, his broken, almost boneless body.

He heard a voice, and then another. He stopped what he was doing, overtaken with fear. A shaking hand pulled out his Webley .454 revolver - A gun he'd never had to use off the pistol ranges.

The voices came closer - Russians. They must have heard Tilsley’s bike!

Tilsley leaned around his dampened tree.

By God, they were close! They had been running up while Tilsley’s hearing was still acclimatizing. Three Russians. One spotted him.

BLAM!

The pistol bucked. The back of the Russian's head blew out, and Tilsley’s arm snapped back painfully. He cursed the designer of the powerful pistol. Then he saw the brains spattered over the grass and cursed again.

The other two Russians had gone to ground - Muzzle flash highlighted bullets whipping through the grass. Tilsley ran, emptying the pistol blindly behind to try and discourage the Russians. Something tugged at his leg - He glanced down, and saw blood, though he hadn't felt anything yet.

Clambering onto his bike, he shoved the pistol into its holster and prayed the engine would start first go - It did – Again, testament to his care and attention. He pulled a wheelie while zipping off, but kept low - A good rifleman could still put a burst through him.

None came.

Once safely down the road, he put a field dressing on his grazed leg. Then he zipped himself up.

***

Tilsley chanced a look at his wristwatch, scenery blurring by rapidly. Time was dragging on – And he was behind Soviet lines! Tilsley knew he had to bring the package to HQ if it killed him, and it had come far too close to doing so already.

The countryside around here was hilly – That was a godsend. All the better to be able to avoid being seen by the Soviets. Or so he thought…

The first he knew of the attack, a huge oak tree of to the left had been shredded to matchwood. Multiple puffs of dust and explosions rippled across the road, to the left and right of the bike – Concussions sent him wavering. When the Jet fighter roared so low overhead he could feel the heat from the roaring jet exhausts, he veered to the left of the road and hit a hillock.

Rider, bike and chunks of road went different directions, turning crazily in the air. Tilsley hit the ground hard, winded. His left leg burst into fiery pain as something clicked in the kneecap, but his riding leathers stopped him being cheese-gratered over the harsh, stubbly dry grass as he skidded under the cover of some trees.

As soon as the pain had gone down to the point where he didn’t have to grit his teeth anymore, Tilsley looked for his bike. But the jet was coming around again…

Seeing it properly now, he realized he should have been grateful for being spared again – But the all-encompassing, titanic roar of jets in his hears made him want to put his revolver against his head and yank the trigger, if only to stop the pain. He did pull out his revolver again – But he pointed it at the aircraft. He pulled the trigger.

Click!

‘****!’

He’d forgotten to reload after last time, but there was no need. For one, the aircraft was just flying past to be sure of its kill – An unnecessary measure for a JET Fighter strafing a bike. For another, the Jet was a USMC Harrier.

With the noisy aircraft turning its attention somewhere else, it was all Tilsley could do to shrug, see that his bike was okay and get moving again.

***

Wesforce
04-04-2004, 03:48 PM
Tanks. Lots of tanks.

Tilsley wove between burnt out Rhinos like he had through the forest earlier. There were at least a dozen of them knocked out on the road, and pieces of them: Huge, burnt craters and dead men lay interspersed across the road too, but it was still easier to ride over than the rocky furrows by the sides of the road.

It looked like a Soviet Advance had been broken up by air power here. That didn’t make Tilsley happy at all, just let him know that his own bloody air forces could actually hurt the enemy, not just scare the wits out of him. No-one hid behind the tanks and took a shot at him either, so he had to assume that the Soviets were moving so fast they’d left the wrecks and the bodies for later. There were even weapons – Tilsley grabbed up an AK74SU from a Russian with no head or left arm courtesy of a 30mm cannon round, and slung it over his back.

Five minutes of redlining it up the road again, and Corporal Tilsley saw another cluster of burnt-out vehicles. There was still fighting going on – Two rhinos advancing, with troop-carrying halftracks behind.

Tilsley was a good distance behind the half-tracks, and let up on the throttle. With binoculars he could make out sandbagged gun positions letting rip against the Russians. A puff of smoke came from one of the sandbags. A second later a wire-guided missile turned a Rhino into a fireball – A burning figure crawled from the tank’s cupola, but was found by the machinegun fire.

Losing their bottle, the half-tracks and surviving tank mashed their gears into reverse and pulled off the road – Out of the fire, leaving the way open for Tilsley.

‘Ta very much.’

He rode up the road, cautiously – Elated that he must have found Allied lines again, but Wary lest he become a victim of fratricide. He didn’t have a white flag. He would have waved one if he did. Instead he just went slowly, waving one had in the air.

As he past the burning tank, his nostrils were filled with the sickly stench of roasting meat. A bullet sparked from armour plate next to him, making him flinch.

‘Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot!’ He shouted, knowing whoever was shooting wouldn’t hear anyway. He waved harder, hoping his ‘friends’ would get the message.

They did. The firing stopped, a solder in full-battledress came out of his position to wave him onward.

‘About bloody time.’

He twisted his grips and leapt forward up the hill.

The Allied position was small, and lightly held as far as Tilsley could see: Trenches and bunkers, a few anti-tank guns and missile posts, a couple of .50 cals – That was about it.

‘Hey buddy! Park up! Take a coffee!’ Said the – American? - Soldier who’d waved him up.

‘And get the hell of that bike ya goddamn fool!’ Shouted a big barrel-chested Officer who came storming up. ‘What kinda goddamn fool stunt was that to pull? We almost blew your goddamn ****ing head off! What the hell were you doing behind Red lines anyway?’

Tilsley jumped off his bike and saluted the Officer.

‘Corporal Armstrong Tilsley reporting sir! I’ve been sent from CinC Northern Front, with a priority package from HQ, sir!’

‘Hmph.’ Grunted the Officer. ‘Northern front isn’t there any more, buddy. The Reds encircled them a whiles ago now. Hereabouts is just where it’s at! Just us and the Frenchies.’

‘But sir! I need to get through!’

‘Oh you do, do you?’ Said the US Officer. Tilsley didn’t like the look in his eye. ‘We were guarding that bridge there but…’

Tilsley followed the Officer’s outstretched arm, and saw the jumbled and burnt mess of ironwork and panels that had once been the bridge that was Tilsley’s only way to HQ. Only one of the Iron beams that had stretched across the river was still visible – And that even was bent at an angle.

‘I’m afraid them red bastards bombed the hell out of it. We called the goddamn engineers, but I wouldn’t give a wooden nickel for them coming here. If you wanna do something useful son, I suggest you get in line with the boys – Unless you think line work’s not good enough for you?’

‘Uh, no sir!’ It was the only thing Tilsley could say.

‘Good.’ The Officer threw Tilsley an M16. ‘Use that in place of that stinking commie **** your carrying, and go join the frogs. We’ll look after your bike.’

The Officer strutted off, doing his best John Wayne walk. The other soldier handed Tilsley steaming black coffee, which he grasped with trembling hands.

Wesforce
04-06-2004, 03:59 PM
Hey, Anglais! Rosbif! Rosbif!’ Shouted the French soldiers in Tilsley’s trench. Then they all fell about laughing in that odd French way, as if they’d just told an amazingly funny joke. Tilsley had been here for just over half an agonising hour, thoroughly miserable and downcast. Even the coffee had been terrible.

‘Hey anglais!’ Said a big French soldier who Tilsley knew only as ‘Gaston’. ‘What do call one Englishman in le Mediterranean sea? Pollution! What do you call all Englishmen in le Mediterranean sea? Solution!’

And they all fell about laughing again.

Tilsley wondered about putting his M16’s muzzle in his mouth. Then he thought about putting it to Gaston’s head.

But he didn’t have to wonder long.

‘MERDE! Le Enemy!’

The cry went up, and immediately the air was filled with the sound of weapons being chambered, and safeties being flicked off.

‘Stay near me, Englishman, and don’t get me shot!’ Said Gaston. He settled his powerful bulk next to Tilsley, and they poked their weapons over the sandbags.

The firing started – Heavy .50cals at first, then the sharp rattle of assault rifles.

‘What’s happening?’ Tilsley asked Gaston.

‘Le red tanks – zey are coming ‘ow you say… thick and fast. Le troops are following’ Gaston stopped talking and fired as the first Soviet troops came into range. Immediately, Tilsley saw that there were too many, and the position would not hold. There were literally hundreds of tanks and troop carriers, brushing aside the weapons fire from the lead bunkers like sand at the beach. Gas masked conscripts flooded from their vehicles and came on like a red wave.

‘Vive la France!’ Gaston screamed. French soldiers up and down the lines screamed it too, and opened fire. The US Troops screamed rebel yells, or shouted something about ‘The American way’. Tilsley tried to think of something, fired a few rounds, then screamed:

‘FREEDOM!’

A Soviet Rhino’s turret blew off, but it drove on on grinding tracks, settling in an anti-tank missile bunker – Settled on top of the occupants, that is. A whole company of Soviet motor-riflemen were scythed down by the murderous .50cals before a courageous Soviet officer managed to take both out with rifle grenades.

Tilsley and Gaston blazed away side by side, sending a wave of Soviets to the ground for cover. One conscript poked his head up to see where their trench was – Gaston put a rifle round through it, then ducked down in his trench and spat.

A roaring in the ears…

‘God, not another bloody jet!’ Tilsley grimaced, ducking down next to Gaston.

This jet was a Soviet MiG, too – It screamed low over the battle, an angry storm of Allied small-arms fire missing it my inches. Then it disgorged two, small silvery canisters. The canisters hit the ground, bounced, spun in the air, and

FWOOOSH!

Hundreds of gallons of searing, white-hot napalm. All over not only the forward Allied bunkers, but over several hundred Soviet troops too, including the brave man who’d destroyed the .50cal position.

‘My god!’ Tilsley whimpered.

‘Merde.’ Gaston spat, and sprang up to fire at the Soviets again.

Bullets whipped down into the trench, taking out men to the left and right. Gaston fell back with a shriek. Tilsley rushed to see to his wound.

A throat wound, bleeding bright red arterial blood. It was bad, but Gaston might survive if gotten to a hospital quickly…

Tilsley wasted no time, and hauled Gaston out of the trench – The Frenchman desperately trying to staunch the blood from his neck. Over at the US trenches, the line was holding firm. A Soviet attack there had been repulsed with casualties. Over it all and through all the noise, Tilsley could see the burly Officer who’d met him striding up and down the line like John Wayne again, shouting steely encouragement to the troops. Tilsley admired his bravery or stupidity – Not that the two seemed so very different.

And then that whole section of trench disappeared in a napalm attack.

Without their brave leader, the US troops broke and ran like snow on a hot day – In fact the whole of the allied front line was breaking now.

‘Come on Gaston!’ Tilsley screamed. ‘Faster! We have to move FASTER!’

There was the hospital tent now – They could still make it! Surely the Soviets would spare everyone in there?

More MiGs screamed over head, strafing and dropping cluster munitions. A man just to Tilsley’s right was exploded into bloody chunks by cannon-fire, and Tilsley dove flat. Remembering his wounded charge, he turned back to Gaston, then fell back in fright.

Gaston had been hit.

What was left of him, you could use to make a black pudding, if you had the stomach to scrape it off the grass.

Wesforce
04-08-2004, 01:56 PM
In times like this, the human body experiences an amazing rush of adrenaline, known as a ‘fight or flight’ response. Tilsley chose flight. If he hadn’t, he would have died in seconds. With Soviet troops in the wire, in the trenches, driving up in tanks and screaming overhead, Tilsley saw one hope for survival.

His bike.

Standing there, untouched by fire, shielded by a small revetment, still with the incredibly important package on its back. Tilsley saw he could still complete his mission – His salvation rode on two wheels, with a 1250cc engine, and was called a Norton Commando.

He ran. He sprinted. He ran as he’d never run before, the pain of his knocked leg like nothing to him – Bullets kicked up dust at his heels as a Soviet saw the movement. An Allied diehard put three rounds through the shooter, and cheered Tilsley on. The despatch rider hurdled a row of crates being used as a standpoint by two Allied troops – Both men blown to pieces by a well-aimed rifle grenade seconds later.

A knot of screaming, charging Soviet troops rushed around a sandbag wall in front of Tilsley. Quick as a flash, Tilsley clamped down on his M16’s trigger and raked the conscripts left and right – Men fell, the first tumbling in a heap, the second clutching his gut, the third with his rifle in the air, his head cored from temple to temple. The others, Tilsley didn’t see – He’d thrown his empty rifle, and run, seeing a unit of Tesla Troops on the way over here at double march.

Just before the bike, Tilsley at last saw some kind of co-ordinated defence against the now-rampaging Soviet troops. A secondary trench line manned by both French and US troops.

‘Halt!’ Someone screamed.

‘I need my bike!’ Tilsley shouted, hoping he didn’t sound too much like he was pleading.

‘Hey! Let him go, he’s important!’ Shouted an American in the final trench. It was the man who’d given him the coffee.

‘Okay, you go English scum! We’ll hold them off for you!’

Tilsley waved thanks and hopped on his bike. He kicked the started. Nothing happened.

‘Merde! Here they come!’

The Tesla troopers had reached the last allied redoubt.

Rifles and light machineguns spat fiery red death – But the bullets had minimal effect on the heavily armoured shock troopers. And then it was their turn.

Blinding blue-white beams touched flesh, boiling blood, incinerating flesh, bursting eyeballs. Men exploded, or caught fire. Other men died as the Tesla troopers charged in and lashed out with brutally-enhanced strength coupled with their shock gloves.

Tilsley could do little more than watch the brave US and French troops fighting to the last against insane odds, back to back. True allies.

With a solitary, poignant salute, Tilsley wished them well, wherever they were going.

He kicked the starter again. The bike roared into life.

‘Stop!’ Screamed a Soviet political officer, in English. He might capture Tilsley. Capture the package!

Tilsley yanked the revolver and put a slug through the Communist hardliner’s left eye, and roared off down the road towards the bridge. Almost there. He lined up with the single remaining beam…twenty yards… ten yards…

Sounding for all the world like the death-scream of a banshee, Tilsley didn’t have to turn to know a MiG was bearing down right on him. The growling noise its cannon made as it churned the road behind him into splinters and dust might have been the last thing Tilsley would eve hear.

And then he hit the beam at full speed.

The bike leapt into the air as gracefully as the roaring, two-wheeled beast could, brilliant sunlight glittered off the river below.

Beautiful… just beautiful.

With all the death and destruction recently, this, Tilsley decided, was the best way anyone could hope to leave this world. He was overcome by the moment, overcome with emotion. The events of the last day unreeled before his eyes like a projection-screen movie: The lows of war, the incredible elation of victory.

He whirled around, smiling – The MiG was right behind him, so low it was almost at the same height as him. To an observer it might have looked like the Jet Fighter-bomber was having an aerial chase with a motorbike.

Then Tilsley regretfully pulled the trigger, and saw the MiG’s canopy splashed red from the inside.

Wesforce
04-09-2004, 06:26 AM
‘Oh, he’s here? Wonderful!’ Field Marshall Anthony Wilberforce-Smythe clapped his hands. ‘Ha ha! Haaaaa haaa!! Wonderful!’

‘Yes sir’ Said his spit-and-polish adjutant. ‘He refused to see the MO – he’s in quite bad way, you see – insisted on coming straight here with a package.'

‘Very good. Send this wonderful fellow in, would you? And fix us both up with a tot of whisky, there’s a good chap.’

‘Sir’ Said the adjutant, with a salute for the record books.

And in he came – The hero of the hour, bedraggled, wounded, filthy - but still looking so damn happy he might have just won the whole war by himself.

He hadn’t, of course – The Field Marshall smiled at the ridiculous notion, accepting the package from the young Corporal.

‘Thank you, Corporal Armstrong Tilsley. Or should I say ‘Sergeant?’

Tilsley beamed even brighter, and looked on intently as Wilberforce Smythe opened the package.

He opened the package.

Tilsley looked agape – then confused – then agape again. Wilberforce wasn’t agape. He was furious.

He grabbed Tilsley’s whisky and threw it at the detestable little runt, bawling ‘Sergeant Major! Get this little piece of **** out of my sight! Assemble a firing squad!’

‘Sah!’ Acknowledged the Sergeant Major as he whisked Tilsley outside.

The Field Marshall’s adjutant came back in.

‘Sir? Is there a problem?’

‘Yes there bloody well is!’ Wilberforce-Smythe fumed, offering up the unwrapped package – His prize Golf Clubs.

‘Look! The ruddy fools left out my 9-Iron!’

(And that's the end of that :|)

VO
04-13-2004, 03:34 PM
This is absolutely awesome. You should give it to Lion to revitalise RADEN. It's probably the most fun war story I've ever read. ;)

Wesforce
04-13-2004, 03:37 PM
Thanks Vo... maybe I will :)

Artificial Idiot
04-13-2004, 04:18 PM
Sorry I took so long in the reading. But I concour with vo. Post it on the DEN, it's fantastic Wes. A real tribute to you :)

Apache_Longbow
04-13-2004, 08:50 PM
VO said it all: Just great Wes :D

Blue Aurora
06-10-2004, 07:07 AM
LOL! Beautifully written, not to mention it had a funny ending. :D