Da Comedy Show Thread

[Avapodnaught]

Unlike the name, im not hip, but I do know some of the top comedies of today, and Id like to make a quote section for them, and Id like to hear funny things from shows I don't watch (as long as they r comedy, not necessarily comedy as in show.)
I watch Boston Legal, and Two and a Half men.
plz no real inappropriate jokes.
Also add some little prolougue if necessary to add in some of the storyline.
I shall make a pitch, plz name the show from which u got the line, it should look like this.

[Two and a Half Men (Alan's son Jake is depressed, and asks if Charlie, Alan's brother , would like to go to Disney Land, but then Charley, who was recently woken up by Jake coming to stay for the weekends and whom brought his pet Porky, a hamster, is sort of skeptical in this way.)]
"Alan", says Charlie, "Im not frilled with having a rodent in my house, but why would I drive seventy miles to visit their Kingdom?"

[Two and a Half Men (Charley being a piano player writes jingles, here r two songs he came up with when he was making a jingle about bug spray.)]
"If your house is bug infested, filled with spiders, flies or gnats, our spray is safety tested, we kill vermon not your cat!!!"
(This one uses the rythm of Bethovens Sympothy)
"IF u've got bugs, if u've got ants, it if u got bugs and ants and slimy things that crawl."

So u get the point.

[kyle]

*cricket chirp*

[eLDiablo]

Die, in an icy pond.

[Rolk]

Your posts are confusing. Either use full punctuation or don't use it at all, you keep murdering my language.

[Avapodnaught]

Your posts are confusing. Either use full punctuation or don't use it at all, you keep murdering my language.
That bad eh? Well, I will try to keep any incomphrehension at a low for now.

[Two and a Half Men (In the bad part of town, Berta and Charlie drive through and suddenly they hear a thump)]
"Did we just hit a dog?" asks Charlie
"No, it was a rat," answers Berta, Charlie is stunned for a brief moment
"Don't worry, its getting back up!" Chimes in Berta

[Two and a Half Men (Charlie is dating Jake's teacher, and this is what happens when Jake comes home)]
"Hey Charlie, Jake got an A" says Alan holding up a test
"Way to go Jake!" says Charlie
"Look at his answers"
Charlie looks at the paper and then reads "The Declaration of Independence was written in, pen.", "He got an A for this?"
"U know what u must do Charlie," says Alan
"I have to break up with Ms. Pasternack."
"No!" says Alan, "He's getting A's!"
"What about his education?"
"Jake hasn't gotten an A since Naptime in Kindergarten,"
"Im trying to get him in a decent Middleschool, Charley, and when he is there he can learn that" Alan looks at the paper,
" Sacagawea wasn't a bag ful of gawea"

[KrasnyOktyabr]

Is English your second, or even third, language? You sure type like it.

[Avapodnaught]

I only know one language, but on the internet I get carried away....

[Family Guy (Peter gets sliced up by a raccoon andthen goes to the jon, this in real life wouldn't happen but this is what did)]
"Hey Lois, I don't get it, there is a hole, and it doesn't go anywhere, nope, definetely doesn't go anywhere,"
A bird knocks it over, and u hear a slushing noise.
"Ach, its in my raccoon wounds, its, its everywhere!"

[Nilsog]

I only know one language, but on the internet I get carried away....

[Family Guy (Peter gets sliced up by a raccoon andthen goes to the jon, this in real life wouldn't happen but this is what did)]
"Hey Lois, I don't get it, there is a hole, and it doesn't go anywhere, nope, definetely doesn't go anywhere,"
A bird knocks it over, and u hear a slushing noise...
"Ach, its in my raccoon wounds, its... its everywhere!"
I lol'd, but only because i've seen that episode and it came to memory :p

[Avapodnaught]

But I want to hear what u people watch.
I might get into more shows by use of my dvr.
u guys r just making fun of the whole concept by not doing anything but spamming. u can do it in a different way, but I just want the lines and the name of the show, its the main required field besides no real inappropriateness.

[Nod Fanatic]

BUt I want to hear what other people watch... I might get into more shows... with dvr... u guys r just making fun of the whole concept by not doing it... u can do it in a different way, I just want the lines and the name of the show...
For the love of god, structure your damn sentences!

[Avapodnaught]

And I guess this thread could also help me

:wired:

[Tesla]

Maybe the left side of his brain is malfunctioning...He doesn't seem to be able to use proper grammar, or tell the difference between a noun and a verb.

[Avapodnaught]

Maybe the left side of his brain is malfunctioning...He doesn't seem to be able to use proper grammar, or tell the difference between a noun and a verb.
A noun is a person place or thing or an idea that has many purposes and is layered in different senses to be made easier to write down or type than before with the use of pronouns.
A noun can own something, thus being possesive, and could also affect pronouns.
A noun could be proper, and proper nouns naming something could also changed into pronouns..
A noun does the action or is described by the verb.
A noun can have an adjective in front of it or behind it to describe it or give it detail.

A verb is what the noun does, or connects the noun to a description.
A verb can also be upgraded with a single adverb for detail and description.
A verb can be aided by helping verbs, which make some sentences more descriptive, or make sense.
A verb can be used in different time preferences.


R these complaints associated with my use of periods.
Or do u think that its just the sentence base.
Or both?



[Two and a Half Men (Charley is broke and has to buy items that he doesn't like because of it. Alan helps him shop.)
"Hi" Charley says to a passing woman
"Hi" says the woman back, and she approaches.
"How do u like those slimfasts?" says Charley picking it up from her shopping cart and placing it back in "It looks like u don't really need them"
"O thank u" she says, then picks up something at random from his cart and is holding a giant wedge of cheese marked cheese. " How do u like this Cheese?" she says with a little unease.
"O, im making sandwhiches for the poor." Charley thinking fast.
She picks up a bottle marked vodka, "And this?"
"O, u probably wouldn't know, but they like a little snort." she walks away
Alan approaches and says, "They were having a sale on one-ply toilet paper, and with this u can double up triple up go crazy!"
"Alan, I can't live like this anymore, I don't want cheese that was air dropped into third world countries, I don't want vodka that looks like Fred Flinstone would drink it. I quit Alan, I quit."
"U can't quit poverty Charley, either u live like this or swallow ur pride and get a check from mom."
"Yabadabadoo." drinks the vodka.

[ImageKlonoa]

R these complaints associated with my use of periods....
Or do u think that its just the sentence base...
Or both?


It's how you horribly rape the English language. At least put on a condom.

[Nod Fanatic]

Just do us all a favor and cut off all your fingers so you can't type.

[Avapodnaught]

God damn u people or such nitpickers r u? just close up this thread if u r not going to use it at all

Unless ur willing to cooperate plz just leave this alone, u all r just a bunch of
angry people who seem to think that just because someone is the way they r u can't leave them alone because of what they do.
U people just can't seem to get a grip on reality, ur all sucked into ur games and ur internet and cannot seem to realize the potential of what we call human beings!
I thought the den was a great place with great people but soon after arrival I have found that this place is actually pretty good cnc wise, but all other activities seem too mute for me!

[Chuckie]

Look guy, your leaving yourself wide open. You are your own worst enemy with the way your typing your post. Type like your writing a letter or something and knock off with all the "u r plz" and all that other Mickey Mouse crap.

[Rolk]

God damn u people or such nitpickers r u? just close up this thread if u r not going to use it at all



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