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12-12-2007, 10:11 AM
To start everything off, here is the news
CITY NETWORK NEWS-ALL THE NEWS YOU NEED
Good morning, Citizens of New York- this is Kenneth
And this is Barbara. It’s 0 hours, the dawning of day 250, leaving us with just 115 remaining in the year. It’s Fourday. Welcome to the Morning Edition of the City Network News- All the news you need!
Traffic is a little heavier along the Manhattan Main Corridor due to construction and upgraded software along several important secondaries. Traffic Control has assured us this is a temporary condition. The New York Transit Authority will be finished with the upgrades by Sevenday of next week.
Citizens are urged to plan accordingly and leave for their morning destinations at least 50 minutes early. TC is handling the detours and has declared the entire sub-sector a No Manual Pilot Zone for the duration.
Last night, Carl Ross was issued a rating of Recovered and Recuperated by his social worker and given a full discharge from R&R. A report from the Citizen Protection Service states that Citizen Ross sought help after recognizing he was suffering from minor anxiety.
Carl did the right thing.
Yes he did, Kenneth! It was after seeing a public service announcement during a segment of the Morning Edition about the symptoms of this disorder that Carl contacted the CPS
He saw that public service announcement while watching our show? That's amazing, Barbara.
It gave him the courage to seek the help he needed.
Way to go, Carl!
He starts his new job as an engineer for the Department of Reclamation this morning. Congratulations, Citizen Ross. Up next, a new addition to the Video Zoo!
Channel 265, Discussing the Issues- The Scientific Way
“As you can see from the data gathered by the INS Science Corp, radiation is too intense to support life. During the dark days pf the Pre-Closure, the use of nuclear power was common and unregulated. Nuclear power is unreliable and too dangerous. We have much safer means to generate electricity. Unusable organics from the hydroponics green house and raw sewage are sent to a series of fuel cells where they are broken down in a chemical process that not only provides us with power, but also a safe to use fertilizer.”
“Yet this isn’t our only source of power generation?”
“Certainly not. We also use wind power.”
“You’re talking about using the motion of air? How? Do you use fans to catch the air from the rushing of rotors through the traffic corridors?”
“No Jim- that would be impractical. There is a current of air constantly rushing over the outside hull of our dome. Though it’s toxic enough to kill anyone exposed to it, our scientists have developed a way to harness that power safely with the use of large air turbines placed to catch that current.”
“Isn’t the air very corrosive? I’ve heard legends speak of the deadly phenomena of acid rain.”
“Yes, however great strides have been made in creating materials that are highly resistant to these corrosive effects. Our fans last for years with minimal maintenance…”
Channel 7 Metro News-
“The terrorists had a large drum of an industrial acid they planned to transport to the Periphery and attempt to burn a small opening in the dome. Poor misguided- not only would it take years, they would have been killed instantly by the exposure to the level of toxicity found in the air Outside.”
“Any connection to the Exodus Society, Officer Gonzalez?”
“The Exodus Society is an urban legend. Some years ago a small group of college students started it as a joke on the net. Every now and then some delusional citizen perpetrates some mildly anti-social act, claiming to be an Outie. Fortunately, a few counseling sessions supervised by a social worker takes care of that. It’s the same with this case- an act inspired by an old prank. At least these citizens will get the help they need.”
“We can be all thankful for that. This is Brad Eriksen of Channel 7 Metro News reporting live from the warehouse district. Now back to you, Tonya”
CITY NETWORK NEWS-ALL THE NEWS YOU NEED
Good morning, Citizens of New York- this is Kenneth
And this is Barbara. It’s 0 hours, the dawning of day 250, leaving us with just 115 remaining in the year. It’s Fourday. Welcome to the Morning Edition of the City Network News- All the news you need!
Traffic is a little heavier along the Manhattan Main Corridor due to construction and upgraded software along several important secondaries. Traffic Control has assured us this is a temporary condition. The New York Transit Authority will be finished with the upgrades by Sevenday of next week.
Citizens are urged to plan accordingly and leave for their morning destinations at least 50 minutes early. TC is handling the detours and has declared the entire sub-sector a No Manual Pilot Zone for the duration.
Last night, Carl Ross was issued a rating of Recovered and Recuperated by his social worker and given a full discharge from R&R. A report from the Citizen Protection Service states that Citizen Ross sought help after recognizing he was suffering from minor anxiety.
Carl did the right thing.
Yes he did, Kenneth! It was after seeing a public service announcement during a segment of the Morning Edition about the symptoms of this disorder that Carl contacted the CPS
He saw that public service announcement while watching our show? That's amazing, Barbara.
It gave him the courage to seek the help he needed.
Way to go, Carl!
He starts his new job as an engineer for the Department of Reclamation this morning. Congratulations, Citizen Ross. Up next, a new addition to the Video Zoo!
Channel 265, Discussing the Issues- The Scientific Way
“As you can see from the data gathered by the INS Science Corp, radiation is too intense to support life. During the dark days pf the Pre-Closure, the use of nuclear power was common and unregulated. Nuclear power is unreliable and too dangerous. We have much safer means to generate electricity. Unusable organics from the hydroponics green house and raw sewage are sent to a series of fuel cells where they are broken down in a chemical process that not only provides us with power, but also a safe to use fertilizer.”
“Yet this isn’t our only source of power generation?”
“Certainly not. We also use wind power.”
“You’re talking about using the motion of air? How? Do you use fans to catch the air from the rushing of rotors through the traffic corridors?”
“No Jim- that would be impractical. There is a current of air constantly rushing over the outside hull of our dome. Though it’s toxic enough to kill anyone exposed to it, our scientists have developed a way to harness that power safely with the use of large air turbines placed to catch that current.”
“Isn’t the air very corrosive? I’ve heard legends speak of the deadly phenomena of acid rain.”
“Yes, however great strides have been made in creating materials that are highly resistant to these corrosive effects. Our fans last for years with minimal maintenance…”
Channel 7 Metro News-
“The terrorists had a large drum of an industrial acid they planned to transport to the Periphery and attempt to burn a small opening in the dome. Poor misguided- not only would it take years, they would have been killed instantly by the exposure to the level of toxicity found in the air Outside.”
“Any connection to the Exodus Society, Officer Gonzalez?”
“The Exodus Society is an urban legend. Some years ago a small group of college students started it as a joke on the net. Every now and then some delusional citizen perpetrates some mildly anti-social act, claiming to be an Outie. Fortunately, a few counseling sessions supervised by a social worker takes care of that. It’s the same with this case- an act inspired by an old prank. At least these citizens will get the help they need.”
“We can be all thankful for that. This is Brad Eriksen of Channel 7 Metro News reporting live from the warehouse district. Now back to you, Tonya”