Statalyzer
12-17-2007, 05:16 PM
Time for Statalyzer's annual DGNF 12 Days of Christmas! [An audible groan is heard from the crowd]
Ahem...mimimimimimimiiiii. Is it still okay to say the 12 Days of Christmas here? Do I have to call them the 12 Days of Holiday? [Producer gives the ok to call them the 12 Days of Christmas]. Well, then, here we go. This stuff is a lot cooler than being given a bunch of geese and swans anyway.
Onnnnnnnnnnnnn the 1st day of Christmas, derek gave to me:
A railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Fenring gave to me:
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Daishi gave to me:
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 4th day of Christmas, KOes gave to me:
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 5th day of Christmas, Tommy gave to me:
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 6th day of Christmas, Yorkie gave to me:
Six pack of Smirnoff
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 7th day of Christmas, Nilsog gave to me:
Seven brand new spaceships
Six pack of Smirnoff
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 8th day of Christmas, Shirlapes gave to me:
Eight candles burning
Seven brand new spaceships
Six pack of Smirnoff
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 9th day of Christmas, Llama King gave to me:
Nine ol' folks returning
Eight candles burning
Seven brand new spaceships
Six pack of Smirnoff
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 10th day of Christmas, Soviet gave to me:
Ten angry flamers
Nine ol' folks returning
Eight candles burning
Seven brand new spaceships
Six pack of Smirnoff
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 11th day of Christmas, Camel gave to me:
Eleven mods a-banning
Ten angry flamers
Nine ol' folks returning
Eight candles burning
Seven brand new spaceships
Six pack of Smirnoff
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 12th day of Christmas, chaos gave to me:
Twelve noobs a-spamming
Eleven mods a-banning
Ten angry flamers
Nine ol' folks returning
Eight candles burning
Seven brand new spaceships
Six pack of Smirnoff
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
Aaaaaaaaaaaand a railgun on a Maaaaaaammoth Mark Threeeeeeeeeeeee!
Ahem...mimimimimimimiiiii. Is it still okay to say the 12 Days of Christmas here? Do I have to call them the 12 Days of Holiday? [Producer gives the ok to call them the 12 Days of Christmas]. Well, then, here we go. This stuff is a lot cooler than being given a bunch of geese and swans anyway.
Onnnnnnnnnnnnn the 1st day of Christmas, derek gave to me:
A railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, Fenring gave to me:
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, Daishi gave to me:
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 4th day of Christmas, KOes gave to me:
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 5th day of Christmas, Tommy gave to me:
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 6th day of Christmas, Yorkie gave to me:
Six pack of Smirnoff
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 7th day of Christmas, Nilsog gave to me:
Seven brand new spaceships
Six pack of Smirnoff
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 8th day of Christmas, Shirlapes gave to me:
Eight candles burning
Seven brand new spaceships
Six pack of Smirnoff
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 9th day of Christmas, Llama King gave to me:
Nine ol' folks returning
Eight candles burning
Seven brand new spaceships
Six pack of Smirnoff
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 10th day of Christmas, Soviet gave to me:
Ten angry flamers
Nine ol' folks returning
Eight candles burning
Seven brand new spaceships
Six pack of Smirnoff
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 11th day of Christmas, Camel gave to me:
Eleven mods a-banning
Ten angry flamers
Nine ol' folks returning
Eight candles burning
Seven brand new spaceships
Six pack of Smirnoff
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
And a railgun on a Mammoth Mk. III.
On the 12th day of Christmas, chaos gave to me:
Twelve noobs a-spamming
Eleven mods a-banning
Ten angry flamers
Nine ol' folks returning
Eight candles burning
Seven brand new spaceships
Six pack of Smirnoff
Fiiiiiiiiiive clusssssssster bombs
Four wedding bells
Three patches
Two moddded maps
Aaaaaaaaaaaand a railgun on a Maaaaaaammoth Mark Threeeeeeeeeeeee!