I have...

[Nilsog]

... some serious gas. I mean... explosive... rotten... deadly... 'what the **** crawled up there and died' farts. I cleared the living room this morning while opening presents, and now I'm at my apartment contemplating suicide just to escape my own smell... this is not kosher.

[Chuckie]

Thanks buddy, after learning that little gem I feel the will to live slowly leaving my soul.

[Nilsog]

No problem, Chuck. You know I'm good for stuff like that ;)

[Derek]

Light a match ;)

[Nilsog]

AH! MAH BALLS!

[YuriRuler90]

Call the fire department! Oh, wait. :p

[SunnyInc.]

Light a match ;)

Bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

[NuclearDreams]

I get serious chain reactions after eating granola and ground beef within 15 minutes of each other.

It's no laughing matter, I think my wife is planning to slip Liquid Draino in my coffee to clean my pipes. :|

[SunnyInc.]

I get serious chain reactions after eating granola and ground beef within 15 minutes of each other.

It's no laughing matter, I think my wife is planning to slip Liquid Draino in my coffee to clean my pipes. :|

I did a bright green poo the other day from drinking too much black sambuca. My sister freaked out when she found almost fluro green skid marks all over the bowl..

:uhh:

[SiDeWiNdEr]

Thanks for the Info! Can we make a Gas filld club? I'll join!

[Statalyzer]

I did a bright green poo the other day from drinking too much black sambuca.

If you want a darker shade of green, then drink a lot of grape juice.