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eLDiablo
05-08-2008, 05:05 PM
punch Hillary Clinton in the vagina, would you take it? (http://unicodiablo.blogspot.com/2008/03/to-vote-for-clinton-is-to-waste-your.html)

Some have expressed opinion that the reason she refuses to give up is, in fact that she is trapped by her historical candidacy. She's the first woman to run, and she's made it quite far.

The problem is, in order to actually win the nomination she has to redefine the rules of victory. Even considering the remaining primaries, assuming the votes are split as they have been in the rest of the country, it is impossible for her to win anything and highly improbable to get enough of a lead on Obama in delegates that she could even make an argument that she really is what the people want.

She's a disingenuous panderer, all politicians are elitist, some less so than others only as long as they're new in Washington. Anyone who thought "Hey I drink Crown Royal and beer at bars just like she does." and subsequently voted for her needs to be taken out back of said bar and had two 9mm rounds forcefully inserted into the back of his or her skull. And yes, that's right, she ordered Crown Royal. I may have been swayed if you bought something that doesn't come in a velvet pouch, or if you'd done a Jager or even an Irish Car Bomb, anything messy would have worked. Though I'm sure you would have had to burn that pant-suit afterwards however, as it would have stunk like pauper.

A gas tax holiday isn't going to help anybody, you can do the math yourselves, I don't know the answer but I know enough to ask an economist. At 1:38 into this clip (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNnm6TJzv7Y), Hillary says '**** economists'. It's another attempt to garner any and all support from whoever will listen, I mean, hey it's a holiday, from taxes. Where can you go wrong?
Other than the fact that this is planned for Summer of 2008 and most likely could never be passed in time, and serves as proof that she is just one more politician who will tell us little more than what we wish to hear.

This country itself doesn't help, America suffers from a serious cult of celebrity. Clinton is a known name, but really? Bush Clinton Clinton Bush Bush Clinton? We fought a war two-hundred and thirty-two years ago to separate our government from one in which it's leaders are chosen by dynastic succession, and there are still assholes in this country that want it run by two families for twenty-four years.

The rules of the democratic primaries are what they are, it's not about popular vote (as long as you count those who voted in a state where she was the only one on the ballot), it's about delegates. It's not about electability (Seriously, your laugh ****ing scares me), it's about delegates. It's not about experience (which suggests more of the same), It's about delegates.

Ms. Clinton is acting like a spoiled child throwing a tantrum in a toy store, or perhaps a pitbull attacking anything, bite, shake and don't let go until it's dead.


They say she is stuck in her role as the first female presidential candidate. I say, Ms. Clinton, it is time to be a man and know when to concede defeat for the good of the democratic party

OneWiseJedi
05-08-2008, 05:33 PM
It just makes her agenda all the more apparent by the fact of her not conceding defeat yet.

Derek
05-08-2008, 06:04 PM
Wow, I didn't realize that you actually wrote that until I read the end of it. It was so well written that I figured you had linked us to some other random blogger :p

eLDiablo
05-08-2008, 06:08 PM
Wow, I didn't realize that you actually wrote that until I read the end of it. It was so well written that I figured you had linked us to some other random blogger :p

Some people are too lazy to click links. and this way, anyone who would refuse to click it is exposed anyway by entering the thread.:p

edit: and I know this could be written better. But if we were to follow the full "stream of conciousness" I go through when I have to listen to the ****ing pundits, it would take hours to read and a dozen CIA cryptography experts to understand.

Avapodnaught
05-08-2008, 08:29 PM
Man she is such a bad character for the presidency and people actually put her up so high... some women actually are manipulated by this liar
All she does by staying in is ruining both democratic party nominations with all the accusations made by both parts of the party

I like how the party is being torn apart... although I don't think any one of the major members are good for the general election
I wish there was someone else up for the part

SgtRicko
05-09-2008, 06:51 AM
Would I punch her in the crotch? No, because that would probably set off the 'snuke' hidden in there. But the face? Most likely, indeed!:p


Now, joking aside - what I actually have against Hillary is how she tries to radically change her persona to fit her audience. Granted, as a politician that kind of tactic does tend to be necessary when dealing with more narrow-minded crowds who only only vote for someone that is more or less their own damn mirror image, but she takes it too far. Hell, even South Park pointed this one out in one of their episodes, particularly how she can suddenly develop a southern tang out of the blue, yet have her normal accent in the next town on the campaign trail. It's as if she's literally an acted character, not a real human being.

Gaucho8788
05-09-2008, 02:04 PM
I feel like she's going to royally screw us over if she gets into office. It just seems like she changes her tune to much.

Chuckie
05-10-2008, 09:05 AM
I'd get her drunk and treat her like a blow up doll :chin:

SgtRicko
05-10-2008, 09:10 AM
I'd get her drunk and treat her like a blow up doll :chin:

You say that about all the women you talk about, don't you...?:squint:

Nod Fanatic
05-10-2008, 05:12 PM
I'd get her drunk and treat her like a blow up doll :chin:
Lasik wants to know what made you miss your eye-correction operation. :p