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NuclearDreams
07-20-2008, 04:38 PM
Well I went and did it again...I herniated myself for the second time in eight years. I guess I ruffled my groin feathers a little too much. I don't know, but there is just something strangely hideous about someone lancing me with a razor sharp knife four inches from my gonads...so hope for the best, please...better yet pray that the doc is not a practical joker.
Surgery is in three weeks...luckily I'm not in too much pain.
SiDeWiNdEr
07-20-2008, 05:35 PM
Ouch... Sorry to hear it.
Good luck! Not that'll you'll need it :D
I'd feel uncomfortable knowing that everybody in that room could see my gonads, nevermind go near them with a razaor sharp scapel!
The Llama King
07-21-2008, 12:03 AM
I had that surgery in January. I don't remember anything and i feel great. Pain immediately following the surgery though.
SunnyInc.
07-21-2008, 12:34 AM
You have a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks and certificate from the kindergarten of getting the **** kicked out of you - you'll be fine mate! Things can only get better, unless you piss off the doctor before you go into surgery...
:p
OneWiseJedi
07-21-2008, 08:51 AM
Thats unfortunate. I wish you the best of doctors and a speedy recovery.
NuclearDreams
07-21-2008, 09:25 AM
Thank you all for the kind words. :)
What worries me now is that I can feel healing taking place around the herniated tissue. Which means in several weeks a salivating Dr. Jekyll is gonna start the pain process all over again. :\
Scoot
07-21-2008, 10:55 AM
I know how you feel. I had the surgery also when I was younger. Twice in the same spot, cause it came back about 1-2 years later. Good luck.
ein1017
07-21-2008, 11:07 AM
the only surgery I had was for my mouth :p. Wish you luck.
here is a video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXozg2U_wss) to ease your pain
Well I went and did it again...I herniated myself for the second time in eight years.
U definetly need new hobbies! :D
I guess I ruffled my groin feathers a little too much. Are u a dancer? Or... someone needs to be a little less wild?!:D
I don't know, but there is just something strangely hideous about someone lancing me with a razor sharp knife four inches from my gonads...so hope for the best, please...better yet pray that the doc is not a practical joker.
Surgery is in three weeks...luckily I'm not in too much pain.
Now serious... Hernia surgery i something very common these days and very easy to perform and recover from. U'll be like new in no time. I know a surgery is a surgery, but this one is probably one of the easiest.
Tbh, there's nothing to go wrong except for the surgeon being drunk. Watch him closely...:)
Toxic10x
07-23-2008, 09:40 PM
Alas, a major bummer Nuke! Get yourself patched up, and keep your groin under control!
Gaucho8788
07-24-2008, 09:13 PM
Hope everything goes well buddy.
Yorkie
07-28-2008, 07:01 PM
Any sort of surgery is no fun cos I don't like the fact that I have to be put to sleep so I really sympathise with ya and hope it all goes well :)
Also that video was funny ein :D
eLDiablo
07-28-2008, 07:04 PM
The worst part about the time I had surgery... The hot 20 something nurses who probably saw my junk while I was anesthetized.
I wouldn't like any surgery, true, but the "hot nurses seeing my junk" part i can handle perfectly...:D
SunnyInc.
07-29-2008, 05:35 AM
The worst part about the time I had surgery... The hot 20 something nurses who probably saw my junk while I was anesthetized.
Something to hide, eL?
:p
SirSnake
07-29-2008, 08:37 AM
The worst part about the time I had surgery... The hot 20 something nurses who probably saw my junk while I was anesthetized.
If it makes you feel any better, the theatre nurses probably aren't the same as the ones that fluffed your pillow :p
oh and having seen enough operations to know, you have a good chance of hitting them with the second barrage just as they are wiping up the first! :color2:
anyway good luck nuc, hopefully will all be fine!
Statalyzer
07-29-2008, 09:30 AM
The worst part about the time I had surgery... The hot 20 something nurses who probably saw my junk while I was anesthetized.
Did you have your surgery in the bacteria research lab of the Medical Center? Or did the nurses just steal the microscopes? :p
eLDiablo
07-29-2008, 09:51 PM
Something to hide, eL?
I'm embarrassed by my gargantuan penis, few believe its real, then they've all just got to see it for themselves, even touch it.
plus the vagina behind it usually freaks them out
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