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NuclearDreams
12-27-2008, 07:04 AM
Parents of newly toilet-trained boys should take a few simple steps to keep their sons' penises safe when they go to the bathroom, a team of UK urologists advises.

There's evidence that crush injuries due to falling toilet seats may be on the rise, Dr. Joe Philip of Leighton Hospital in Crewe and colleagues warn in a letter in BJU (British Journal of Urology) International.

While he and his colleagues typically see just one or two such cases a year, if any, Philip told Reuters Health, they treated four different two- to four-year-old boys with penile crush injuries in the past several months.

"Thankfully all of the four had only the foreskin swelling, but obviously there's a lot of anxiety for the parents and the kids," Philip said. All of the boys were kept in the hospital overnight until they were able to urinate, but none of them suffered lasting physical damage, he added.

In each case, the youngster was trying to urinate on his own and had lifted the toilet seat, only to have it fall back down. An industry report states that wooden toilet seats are becoming more popular as a possible explanation for the increase in injuries.

Philip and his colleagues offer the following tips to help families of young boys prevent these injuries from happening:

Install "soft fall" toilet seats in every bathroom in the home, and ban heavy toilet seats made of wood or ceramic from homes with young boys.

Leave the toilet seat up at all times, until all of the boys in the household can hold the seat up on their own.

Supervise children every time they visit the bathroom.

Constant supervision can be difficult, Philip conceded, especially during holiday gatherings when a youngster may steal off on his own to demonstrate his newly-found skill. "Children want to show that they are independent," he said.


A half kilo wooden ring crushing one's extension on cold hard porcelain...:dismay:...that's just plain scary.

The Enforcer
12-27-2008, 10:59 AM
ouch....

Chuckie
12-27-2008, 11:19 AM
No doubt about it, that would leave a mark.

Fenring
12-27-2008, 03:01 PM
That will ruin someone's weekend. o_O

SirSnake
12-27-2008, 05:50 PM
seriously i blame the parents and the children.


I am neither a) retarded enough to leave my penis lying across the toilet bowl with no hand cover

and b) retarded enough to teach my children thus.


hey heres a good idea, put your penis on a hard flat surface with a heavy weighted object above it and *dont protect it*.

Funnily enough im fairly sure no-one ever taught me to not do that, it was just kinda implied :rolleyes: :p

C4
12-27-2008, 08:07 PM
A half kilo wooden ring crushing one's extension on cold hard porcelain...:dismay:...that's just plain scary.
Timbeeeer!...

Anyway, it takes some skill to get one's "treasure" in such situation. SirSnake pointed it well. I've also never needed to be taught in such art. Tbh the only injury i suffered on "him" was getting it stuck in the zip. Ouch! Bad memories.:dismay:

Coz
12-27-2008, 09:01 PM
seriously i blame the parents and the children.
I am neither a) retarded enough to leave my penis lying across the toilet bowl with no hand cover
and b) retarded enough to teach my children thus.
hey heres a good idea, put your penis on a hard flat surface with a heavy weighted object above it and *dont protect it*.
Funnily enough im fairly sure no-one ever taught me to not do that, it was just kinda implied :rolleyes: :p

You're also not between the ages 2 and 4. ;)

SgtRicko
12-28-2008, 04:12 AM
Just how in the hell do the kids even get their weiners in such an akward position? They'd have to be literally placing right on the seat and messing with the toilet cover at the same time in order for that to even occur!:wtf:

SirSnake
12-28-2008, 07:54 AM
its a funny thing but when I *was* between 2 and 4 I still had the basic capacity to hold onto it! ;)

Toxic10x
12-29-2008, 10:20 AM
Well, I guess if you're between 2 and 4 you're not very tall, and you're equipment might just barely clear the lip of the bowl. If the seat was down, and a youngster put it up, but maybe only 90% of the way up, it might hold for a second and then come slamming down on the goods. I can see how it might happen.

Anyway, damn unfortunate!