Omegle. [Warning, sexual content]

[Rolk]

Fun on a chat thing KO put me on. At www.omegle.com

Stranger: horny girl with webcam?
You: **** dont you disconnect me
You: Want to see my penis?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 안녕~
You: wtf
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Y HALO THAR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you Ashley?
You: I can be Ashley if you pay me enough and give me a wig.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: bok
You: bokbokbok
You: bokbok
Stranger: ._.
You: BOK!
Stranger: sucker ._.
You: BOK
Stranger: bitch D:
You: BOKBOK BOK BOK BOK BOKBOK
You: BOK BOKBOKBOK BOK ?
Stranger: how ru ?
You: BOK, BOK BOK?
Stranger: ._l.
Stranger: ._.
You: BOK!
Stranger: asl ? '-'
You: BOK / BOK / BOK
Stranger: ._.
Stranger: bye :\
You: BOK!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: here is a 23 horny male looking for a horny girl that is upper than 18 want to cyber with cam to cam into msn

You: YAR!
You: I BE PUTTIN ME PLUG IN, NO ONE DARE ENTER THAR!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: NO
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: NO! NOT AGAIN!
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Stranger: iam 16 male australia
Stranger: you
You: I am old enough to be your father, and I don't want to go to jail. GO TO BED it's 11pm.
Stranger: loll
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Nik?
You: Bob?
Stranger: no sam
Stranger: sorry
You: You will be Sam, you will be.
Stranger: Sam I am
You: Toss you am.
Stranger: what evs
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hello
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
Stranger: lol
You: lol
Stranger: 16 f swe
You: 16 f swe
Stranger: haha
You: haha
Stranger: du bor??
You: du bor??
Stranger: sthlm
You: sthlm
Stranger: e du djup?
You: e du djup?
Stranger: jag är homosexuel. om du skriver samma är du bög
You: Ahahah
You: I don't know what you just said, but I got one word.
You have disconnected.

[KrasnyOktyabr]

I heart Rolkus.

[Rolk]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: <- Sexual predator.
Stranger: hey
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[nilloC]

Omegle is ****ing amazing. I heart it almost as much as I heart Rolkie-poo and KOes.

[Desolator12]

This has made me laugh. A lot :P

[wargrudge]

I actually "lol'd", and woke my wife up. :p

[SirSnake]

I actually "lol'd", and woke my wife up. :p



OMG there is (was) a girl sleeping on my bed and I did the exact same thing!


Genius find!


edit: I cannot hope to compare with the above genius, however with several bottles of wine in me my first walk into omegle has led me with the following, which I found amusing :p

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: DIE!
Stranger: uhm hi
You: no, DIE!
Stranger: thanks you to
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

edit edit:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny girl?
You: everytime
You: you offering?
Stranger: hell yea
Stranger: my partner here, he needs some help he's having some very.....hard problems, wanna help?
You: what I meant to say was.....
You: DIE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Man actually Im gonna have hundreds of these, I cant post them all, I love this.


edit: Ok maybe one more

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: DIE!
Stranger: ok
You: Good man
Stranger: douchebag
You: DIE LOTS!
Stranger: doughebag
Stranger: go chocke on dick
You: wow good comeback.... DIE!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Annihlator :D]

I actually managed to have a decent conversation with someone. And then they disconnected. :(

[KrasnyOktyabr]

Sucks to be you faggot.

[Daishi]

Tried omegle for a while on /v/'s suggestion.

The only chat over 20 lines I ever had was a conversation about first homosexual experiences with what was allegedly a 14/f/nederlands.