What, she was actually a he!?! 
Damn, had me fooled for a while... 
"You don't want to **** with a shark. Its a well known fact that if you kill a great white, its offspring will hunt you and your family down in a series of progressively worse sequels, forcing you to kill them in increasingly elaborate ways until eventually you either die or wise the **** up and quit your job as the sheriff of a small coastal town that is plagued by 30ft sharks intent on killing you." -- stevey
92% of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your signature if you're one of the 8% who would be watching and laughing. as said by chaoscontrol512
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pron surfed, weak and weary, over many a strange and spurious site of 'Hot xxx galore'. While I clicked my fav'rite bookmark, suddenly there came a warning, and my heart was filled with mourning, mourning for my dear amour, " 'Tis not possible!", I muttered, "Give me back my free hardcore!"..... Quoth the server, 404.
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