Post pictures of whatever pets you may or may not have.
This is Duke, my dumbass 6 month old German Shepard. He's cute, hyper, and spends most of the day doing things that cause me to threaten his life. However, I love him.
How did I get him to sit so still for the first two pictures? Easy, that bone in the second two images- it was on my head.
"It appears we have appointed our worst generals to command forces, and our most gifted and brilliant to edit newspapers. In fact, I discovered by reading newspapers that these editor/geniuses plainly saw all my strategic defects from the start, yet failed to inform me until it was too late. Accordingly, I am readily willing to yield my command to these obviously superior intellects, and I will, in turn, do my best for the cause by writing editorials - after the fact."
-Robert E. Lee
"If I owned Texas and Hell, I would rent Texas and live in Hell."
-Gen. Philip Henry Sheridan